Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, didn't you used to play for the Wildcats?
What's going on? I thought you were upstairs.
Let's see if the audience buys it.
[pants]
-You told my son to be a Satanist? -No. No, no, no.
This is my sleeping helmet.
Oh, no.
[alarm chimes]
we don't know him, and he wasn't here.
♪ I ain't got time for playing I'm just saying ♪
-[Luca] I want ice cream. -[Luna] Where's Deja?
Okay, Dej, before you go, I just wanna give you a little something
♪ I gotta stay fly-y-y-y, y-y, y-y, y ♪
You had my back when I needed you, and now I'm a legend.
You see, we run our own family restaurant, Baker's Breakfast.
It's a little late, Dej.
And just when things were settling down,
That was two people. Can I have some enthusiasm?
…and then I birthed them through my very own personal uterus.
I just feel like we don't belong here.
-[Tricia, Zoey] Aw. -[Karen chuckles]
But one thing I do have.
Who the hell is that?
French vanilla Cîroc.
[Zoey] She dreams about her punk band going viral.
-They dream of getting bigger. -[littles] Morning, Mommy!
-♪ Dime for the song ♪ -♪ So, honey, keep your money ♪
Yeah, I went to the school to watch her practice, and she wasn't there.
-Hi, I'm Zoey. Nice to meet you. -Oh! Nice to meet you.
She hates everything that doesn't go her way.
[both twins] No! No!
He sleeps in my room.
Uh, listen, I'm looking for my nephew. Have you-- Have you seen this kid?
-[pop music playing] -[laughs]
While you're here, I suggest you link up with a crew for protection.
-That's awful. -Terrible.
-♪ Playing on the list ♪ -♪ Girl, I ain't coming ♪
-[all laughing] -[coughing]
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-[DJ] Oh. Hey, Dad. -Hey, what's up, DJ?
Night, Deej. Don't stay up too late, okay?
-Well-- -[Kate] No.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Is something wrong?
Yeah, that was kind of harsh. My bad.
Oh, good. Although, I feel like this one is my fault.
I promise you this time's gonna be different.
Yo, family movie night.
-Oh, hey. Wait up. -Yo, watch it, dude.
What?
You know I want some hot sauce. Still don't mean you should ask.
Look, I barely know the Malibu Barbies,
So, what exactly are you proposing?
Yeah, but, babe, it wasn't that revolutionary.
who we're not supposed to be telling you about.
-Morning, Dej. -Morning, Paul.
Hey, family. I have incredible news.
you got all that,
What do you think?
I'm as surprised as you,
because I'll be damned if I'm not gonna feel at home when I'm at home.
[Paul murmuring]
♪ You're the only thing I see ♪
-that I conceived with my husband… -[Tricia chuckles]
they say that it's gonna be too expensive now that we're expanding.
Am I? Because let me tell you a little something about me.
Ooh!
-Let's go home. -[Baker family cheers]
No, no. Not really.
-Hey. Where are you going? -I have plans with Chris.
Seth! Seth! Seth!
[both laughing]
Well, guess what. Chef Boyardee was a rock star, but that's not me.
Sick, thanks!
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-Oh, hey, guys. -[both] Hi.
He's fine. He just went down to First and Whittier to look for Seth.
♪ We out here tryna function Man, we out here tryna function ♪
a booming business,
A few times in your life, you felt like you didn't belong.
[alarm rings]
Stop. No, seriously.
It tastes like metal.
There's the alarm. Watch out, world. Here we come.
I feel like there were a few extra children in there.
What's up?
No, we'll discuss this right now.
True.
Thanks, guys. I--
When the bees die, we all die.
He's nice.
-Bagel. -Cutie.
But, Paul, he's about to become a man
People here call Harley's ramp an eyesore.
[child] Go! Go!
Baby, I love your little feet, and I love that we can share the same shoes.
Thank you.
Marketing collected some data. People love soup.
Who's that?
♪ If I had everything under the sun ♪
Cool. [chuckles] All right, man.
Come on, baby! Come on, Dej!
And our ideas of partnership changed.
Let's get that wave going, everybody. Whoo!
In case you change your mind.
[kids laugh]
♪ You're the only one I see ♪
Oh, this calls for lingerie.
But I'm here if you ever wanna talk about anything.
This you, player?
Oh, goodness.
Dude, this is dope.
It's not gonna work on cuz it doesn't matter to work on. It's not gonna work on cuz it doesn't matter to work on.
[song ends]
♪ Guarantee turn a square to a bi **** ♪
[Paul] Buddy.
and a buyout of the company name and all future rights to the brand, but--
-Paul? -Yeah?
-Hi, Anne. -Hi, Trish.
Okay, we've got a party going on outside. Let's just talk about this later.
-Seth! Seth! Seth! -Seth! Come home.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
So we just kinda ended up talking about it now.
Yeah. And if you mess with him, you mess with me. Whoa!
Thanks for being so average and relatable, Paul.
-I love you. -Bye.
Seth! Seth! Seth!
Wow. I didn't know we were allowed to go off like that.
Nothing but rim.
Chef Boyardee was a real person?
-Haresh! -[children groan]
Sure.
-Way to stunt. Thanks, D. -It's very nice of you, Dom. Thank you.
A week? What about DJ's birthday party?
-Well, at least she helps with the kids. -And Dom will too.
But, you know, make yourself at home.
I am so sorry. Oh, my goodness.
You want an orange, you reach down.
But don't you wanna do our TikTok dance with us, Daddy?
Anne… [clears throat] …this is Zoey. [chuckles]
[commentator] Ooh! Over my head!
I put out all the brains and guts.
What brings you by? Let me guess.
Damn, DJ.
[rapping] ♪ My family win it And really, this the beginning ♪
♪ We level up, and no sooner We speak the truth, no hard feelings ♪
You do realize that I have Black children too, right?
Wait. Why do you ask?
Oh, let me show you a little something Magic used to do. Hook it up!
[Zoey] This is Deja.
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
I am not trying to edge you out, baby. Come on. I promise.
-[Zoey sighs] -[Paul sighs]
"Too"?
-I mean-- -[Bronx] Yeah.
Name five rules for surviving a zombie apocalypse. Go!
-♪ Without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪