Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones.
Deja, DJ, get down here right now. We're leaving.
-Wait, First and Whittier? -Yeah.
They're finishing a meeting, but they should be with you in a few minutes.
♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪
because as soon as you made us move here,
'Cause he knows me better than you do, Dad.
-Hey, what's up, guys? -[littles] Chris! Chris! Chris!
Oh, hi, everyone. Um…
♪ You put my love on top Top, top, top, top ♪
Oh, we're not.
♪ I feel good ♪
[laughing]
How terrifying it is.
-until next week. -Yeah, that's no longer happening.
-Who you talking to? -We got married right out of school,
[Deja] Whoa. Are you kidding me?
[spectator 2] Come on, defense!
-Right? -Uh, what's it called?
-♪ Baby no money means baby no stones ♪ -♪ Whoa ♪
-[children] Wow. -[Luna] Pretty.
You know, I'm so stupid. How did I think you people cared about me?
and I didn't.
and everyone stared at me the entire time?
[Paul] So I didn't get my franchise, but I got something better.
Which is how we've raised you all to be.
[Paul] Six months after that, we turned our two families into one.
Whoa!
Paul, I think you're overreacting.
♪ You gotta let me go You gotta let me go ♪
-Not in the slightest! -No!
Like, where I live? With-- With my family?
Oh, my goodness.
I'm so sorry. I have to go. You can shred this though.
I had no idea what was under all those baggy clothes and basketball shorts.
What?
[announcer on PA] Your attention please. Flight number 5543…
What is all this?
They can't protect you.
Wow.
But I won't do it without your full support.
How did you get an F on your computer science quiz?
A big, beautiful family,
It's fine. I'll just do what Paul said.
Mom is the one who bandages her boo-boos
Let's roll. Let's go. Let's go.
It is so weird that you know this.
-So, we're changing our name too? -But they said don't worry.
You can't quit. You've worked too hard for this.
-Yes, you can. -Good, 'cause I just did. No more Chris.
What-- What brings you to town? Don't you have work?
♪ Ooh, come on baby ♪
♪ Forever and ever Yeah, we're in it for life ♪
-We're good. -Mm-hmm.
-They're a fun bunch. -Yeah, so fun!
And we made all our dreams come true.
♪ You're the one I love ♪
Babe, can I at least show you what we talked about?
Good morning. Paul, babe. Look who's here.
-Our dance. Come on! -Oh, yeah!
-[Paul groans] -[Kate laughs]
-I'm not living with you. -Oh, yes, you are.
Is everything okay?
What do you say?
I mean, you said yourself
[patron] Hi.
-All of them. -All of 'em.
-[Paul laughing] -Whoa!
[Ella] And how cute are these uniforms? I'm gonna get so many likes.
I don't know why you guys think I got you something.
you'll get on another great team.
You have another new therapist?
Why are you even talking to my son about any of these things?
Look, I know I can make this work.
What's going on?
You can't quit just 'cause you don't like your teammates.
-Can I help you find something? -Oh, hi. Yeah.
I could take you if you want.
-Did you want some ice? -Oh, no, no, no. We're okay.
[Zoey sighs]
-Wait, wait-- Hey, hey. -Guys, guys, guys, please, please.
I got lost kids in aisle two. They're attacking my cart.
-[child 1] Die! Die! -[child 2] I got you!
and, hopefully, get a house with a working dryer.
I'm so sorry I'm late. You will not believe what happened to me.
Ooh! And that fanny pack.
…but it's just so frustrating.
-That's my daughter! -Yes. That's also my daughter!
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I mean, it's so thoughtful of you.
-Yeah! -Yes!
What do we even know about starting a franchise?
[alarm rings]
Dominic. Just look at him glide.
Buddy, how many fingers am I holding up?
And why are there lunch items on this menu?
Nothing. But what did I know about starting a restaurant?
-[Anne chuckles] -[Tricia chuckles]
It's pathetic. So transparent.
♪ You're rockin' with me, oh ♪
It's gonna happen, baby. I promise.
Sleep lightly, bro.
Oh, hello! Welcome to Baker's.
[children cheering]
-Fancy. Wow. -Oh, that sounds nice.
I get it. You have been passed around so much you don't know who to trust.
Let me see what's going on.
I will provide you with a lifetime supply if you let me get on this flight.
I told him to get into whatever the girl he likes is into.
What?
You both could have gotten kicked out of school.
[family cheers]
Sure. Blood. Guts. Everything.
Look at this guy.
Giant cupcake it is. Be right back, Mom.
Twins still have to share…
-[cell phone ringing] -[song ends]
Yeah, I claim her on my taxes, so…
See you later, guys.
♪ You're the one that gives your all ♪
and walk away with nothing but aching muscles and a broken heart.
♪ They could give me the universe But nah, I'm cool ♪
That is a great question, Bethany. Thank you.
Doughnut cake! Yay!
-[crowd cheering] -[buzzer sounds]
Making me feel things I was not ready to feel.
-Okay. -Okay.
Madison didn't come out of her room for two years.
[Zoey] I'm Zoey, and this is Paul.
And as hectic as our life can get, it always somehow feels just right.
♪ After fighting through my tears ♪
[father on TV] Did I ever tell you about the night your mother and I were married
DJ and Deja don't wanna come out of their rooms.
[groans]
Hey! How's Deja doing?
[Zoey] This is Ella.
I mean, he's this super successful, handsome athlete
-No, it's not family movie night. -[littles] Yeah!
-Got it. -Got it.
I have a 10:00 a.m. appointment with Melanie and Michele.
-Was I good? -You were great!