Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm so excited!

-[Zoey] Okay, I'm coming. -He's fine.

♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪

[child] There's no more hot water!

is where it all goes down.

We don't share the same shoes. I wore your UGGs once.

You guys are so irresponsible.

who can basically do everything.

-Yeah. -[Bailey] Definitely.

[basketball bouncing]

What? That's crazy. Whose kids are these?

Well, guess what.

Uh… [stammers] Look at the time. It's wine o' clock.

Shockingly, I enjoy being with my kids.

We're a big family full of big dreamers.

and they're really worried that our branding will get confused.

Look, I-I know how hard it can be to adjust to a new environment.

So you could put it on your waffles and it would be sweet.

You're grounded. Dad! You're grounded. Dad!

Am I gonna be a Real Housewife?

-What'd you do? Where's my money? -Yo, what are you talking about?

W-Wait, wait! Since when is Chris just a part--

♪ You're the one that always calls ♪

Well, thank God for that.

Um, I think that this might be

♪ Going through the broken Parts of yesterday ♪

I want you to feel like this is home.

Yeah. I got something too.

Let me just-- Sorry. Bit overdressed here.

Sir, please tell my adorable children

-Babe, you deserve it. -Yeah.

-[Kate] Chuckin' a Chuck. -[DJ] Thank you.

-Yo! -Oh! Geez.

every single one of you is gonna treat him like family. You got it?

-Really? -Yeah.

[chuckles] Yeah, whatever. This whole house is out of control.

♪ When I need to make everything stop ♪

I was actually thinking about going with my dad.

What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us. What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us.

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

Well, see if he's bleeding.

watching you go big with your sauce.

Kate isn't richer and, like, 10 feet taller than you.

-Cool. -No, no. I think we're good.

[Luna] Who's betting?

-Let's shake a leg, guys! -[DJ] Has anyone seen my Converse?

-Kate. -Okay. Cool. Yeah. Cool.

-Double! Double! -[Luna] Whoo! Deja!

Oh, right. Okay, I'll tell them never mind.

Who cares? They won't put me in anyway since we didn't donate the gym.

Really? 'Cause you did such a terrific job the last time?

I've been staying in a bed for this time. I've been staying in a bed for this time.

And you guys can forget about joint custody. I'm filing for full.

[Zoey] My pregnancy was planned.

Oh, fun! I love RuPaul.

Dude, now she thinks you're a stalker.

Whoa. Whoa. Where you guys going?

Well, if you guys need anything, ask Kate.

And how long have you been the nanny for?

♪ You put my love on top ♪

-Code red, baby! Where are my slippers? -Okay! I don't know!

Us being on the same page means everything to me.

All right. Solid advice.

-Who spent the night at a boy's house? -[all] Deja.

And in the meantime, guess what?

♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪

-Let's go, let's go, let's go! -[screams] Zoey!

And you're bringing him here to this safe, equity-growing, gated community.

Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Whatever you want.

Oh! Oh, no. Ugh.

No, it's not Bieber-Housewives level, but I found this gated community

Littles, let's go. We're gonna be late for school.

No, you come on.

so he knows how to survive on the inside.

Whoa. I just realized we're not smarter than you.

What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast.

♪ They say I walk like a king ♪

Paul, Paul. You need to get out of the water.

-Golden Gate Legos. -Yo! Yo, thanks.

And then, when our best friends were killed by a drunk driver,

And I'm saying that's not good enough.

Now like you're really excited to see Seth! Got it?

[commentator] Somebody come get their man.

I'm the face of the company. I'm the chef.

[Zoey] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪

-and, honey, you're gonna kill it. -Thank you, baby.

Studies show that sales of sauce

♪ It's a natural fact ♪

Oh. Sure. Of course. Yeah. Awesome.

I mean, I know I don't.

Yes. Ugh. I agree.

Hi, hi. I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.

-Whoa. -This is incredible.

I'll be back in time for the party, babe. I'm so sorry. Don't be mad at me.

Oh, so now I'm an obstacle. Right.

Zoey, show these idiots what a rhythmless Black person looks like.

You know, three are from Paul's first marriage.

Where is everyone? We can't be late for school on the first day.

Stop thinking small. You're not a mom-and-pop anymore.

♪ It's a kindness to you ♪

♪ You're the one I need ♪

This is so unfair.

Can I get an "amen"?

Don't worry. He already had booster seats. The bird man has four kids.

Oh, wait a minute! He's popping. He's locking.

Hey, guys. [sighs]

So, uh, you think Bronx is okay?

that I hope makes your first day go a little smoother.

Wait, so they gave you all of this just for seed money?

I would rather be broke and at home, making omelets for my kids

You understand? This is your life we're talking about.

Please extend the jetway.

Are you ever gonna stop being threatened by all that stuff?

♪ Show me where it's at, baby ♪

Hey, Ella! [laughs]

I mean, they're Michael Jordan tennies, and--

♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪

-[Luca] Come on! Come in! -No, we're not all staying in here--

Yo, you wanna cosplay?

[Paul] We turned the diner into an all-day breakfast spot.

I mean, you can help me.

-[dog barking] -…or they're too wild!