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♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪
♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪
Zoey, show these idiots what a rhythmless Black person looks like.
I've been staying in a bed for this time. I've been staying in a bed for this time.
You understand? This is your life we're talking about.
[all] Yay!
Oh, so now I'm an obstacle. Right.
Oh, fun! I love RuPaul.
Wait, so they gave you all of this just for seed money?
And you guys can forget about joint custody. I'm filing for full.
Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Whatever you want.
-Yo! -Oh! Geez.
There you go.
I would rather be broke and at home, making omelets for my kids
♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪
and they're really worried that our branding will get confused.
[Luna] Who's betting?
Whoa. I just realized we're not smarter than you.
[child] There's no more hot water!
[Zoey] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
who can basically do everything.
-[Kate] Chuckin' a Chuck. -[DJ] Thank you.
What're you doing? Someone's not doing the wave all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up fast. Someone'll not listen to us as though they don't grow up very fast.
What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us. What're you doing? Someone's not doing the other waves all by themselves. Someone'll not listen to us because they don't care to listen to us.
-Cool. -No, no. I think we're good.
[chuckles]
And I'm saying that's not good enough.
♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪
♪ You're the one that always calls ♪
Can I get an "amen"?
Hey, Ella! [laughs]
Am I gonna be a Real Housewife?
-[Zoey] Okay, I'm coming. -He's fine.
I mean, I know I don't.
-Golden Gate Legos. -Yo! Yo, thanks.
Stop thinking small. You're not a mom-and-pop anymore.
Well, thank God for that.
-Kate. -Okay. Cool. Yeah. Cool.
♪ They say I walk like a king ♪
Well, guess what.
Whoa. Whoa. Where you guys going?
Let me just-- Sorry. Bit overdressed here.
Perfect.
No, it's not Bieber-Housewives level, but I found this gated community
-Babe, you deserve it. -Yeah.
-Yeah. -[Bailey] Definitely.
Okay, fine.
Here we go.
♪ Show me where it's at, baby ♪
Hey, guys. [sighs]
♪ When I need to make everything stop ♪
-Let's go, let's go, let's go! -[screams] Zoey!
-What'd you do? Where's my money? -Yo, what are you talking about?
Whatever.
♪ It's a natural fact ♪
Don't worry. He already had booster seats. The bird man has four kids.
We're a big family full of big dreamers.
Well, see if he's bleeding.
-Really? -Yeah.
I see that.
Yes. Ugh. I agree.
Well,
And how long have you been the nanny for?
So, uh, you think Bronx is okay?
Okay, look.
You know, three are from Paul's first marriage.
Sir, please tell my adorable children
Gotta go.
All right. Solid advice.
We don't share the same shoes. I wore your UGGs once.
Shockingly, I enjoy being with my kids.
Who cares? They won't put me in anyway since we didn't donate the gym.
Oh, wait a minute! He's popping. He's locking.
Really? 'Cause you did such a terrific job the last time?
This is so unfair.
-[dog barking] -…or they're too wild!
Hi, hi. I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood.
is where it all goes down.
Littles, let's go. We're gonna be late for school.
[crowd cheers]
[song ends]
Oh! Oh, no. Ugh.
-and, honey, you're gonna kill it. -Thank you, baby.
♪ Going through the broken Parts of yesterday ♪
watching you go big with your sauce.
-Code red, baby! Where are my slippers? -Okay! I don't know!
And in the meantime, guess what?
What? That's crazy. Whose kids are these?
every single one of you is gonna treat him like family. You got it?
I'll be back in time for the party, babe. I'm so sorry. Don't be mad at me.
Dude, now she thinks you're a stalker.
♪ It's a kindness to you ♪
[basketball bouncing]
Kate isn't richer and, like, 10 feet taller than you.
♪ Finally, you put my love on top ♪
♪ You put my love on top ♪
Yeah. I got something too.
Studies show that sales of sauce
[stammers]
[commentator] Somebody come get their man.
Now like you're really excited to see Seth! Got it?
Thanks, Dad.
Nah.
so he knows how to survive on the inside.
-Let's shake a leg, guys! -[DJ] Has anyone seen my Converse?
that I hope makes your first day go a little smoother.
-Who spent the night at a boy's house? -[all] Deja.
I want you to feel like this is home.
♪ You're the one I need ♪
[Paul] We turned the diner into an all-day breakfast spot.
So you could put it on your waffles and it would be sweet.
I mean, they're Michael Jordan tennies, and--
Oh. Sure. Of course. Yeah. Awesome.
Where is everyone? We can't be late for school on the first day.
I'm the face of the company. I'm the chef.
W-Wait, wait! Since when is Chris just a part--
Oh, right. Okay, I'll tell them never mind.
Please extend the jetway.
Yo, you wanna cosplay?
Look, I-I know how hard it can be to adjust to a new environment.
Uh… [stammers] Look at the time. It's wine o' clock.
Paul, Paul. You need to get out of the water.
No, you come on.
What?
I was actually thinking about going with my dad.
Mmm. Mm-mmm.
-[Luca] Come on! Come in! -No, we're not all staying in here--
[Zoey] My pregnancy was planned.
Are you ever gonna stop being threatened by all that stuff?
You're grounded. Dad! You're grounded. Dad!
I'm so excited!
-Double! Double! -[Luna] Whoo! Deja!
I really do.
Us being on the same page means everything to me.
And then, when our best friends were killed by a drunk driver,
Well, if you guys need anything, ask Kate.
[chuckles] Yeah, whatever. This whole house is out of control.
I mean, you can help me.
You guys are so irresponsible.
-Whoa. -This is incredible.
So--
And you're bringing him here to this safe, equity-growing, gated community.
Um, I think that this might be