Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was-- I was actually gonna say five pairs of my sneakers,

I don't know, sweetie.

Yeah! Yeah, that's how we see him.

♪ We ride hard for each other Working bread, extra butter ♪

Okay, um, let me think.

Um, I'll be right back. Okay?

Oh, thank you. I had no idea everything that went into it.

why they can't have delicious eggs and fluffy flapjacks.

Those are my children. Ming and Kenny.

That ridiculous little meal between breakfast and dinner,

He doesn't need our help right-- Harley-- Wait just a second.

Well, we're super excited to hear your pitch.

♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪

-[Bronx, Bailey] We're here! -Wanna take a little pee?

The littles went to school

-[DJ] All clean, man. -[Deja] That is so tacky.

DJ doesn't know what's good for him.

But that means I can be around more,

Just keep an open mind. This could be great for our family.

-No man left behind! -Woo-hoo!

Nah, I'm good. I'm a big girl. I can find my classroom on my own.

And the other challenger is the, uh, Breakfast Sauce King of Echo Park.

-[gasps] -[song ends]

be part of the day-to-day and help out with these guys.

to let your kids invite so many of their friends over. Two is my limit.

Paul, what's up? We aren't scheduled to sign the paperwork

-[Zoey] Whoo! -[Paul] Yeah. Feel it.

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

-Kate, what's wrong? You okay? -I'm great. I'm loving this new kitchen.

Time for school, guys.

The kids went back to their old schools.

I've always been the weirdo with the messed-up mom and no dad.

-Um, I was-- -Yeah,

My baby's a woman.

Actually, we're here to talk sauce.

Let's go, roomie.

-I don't need my slippers! Come on! -Go!

-[Kate] There he is! You found him! Yes! -[littles] Daddy! Daddy!

and our parents just could not be bothered with us.

-You think? -Well, my new therapist says

While there was nothing more exciting than being parents,

-Okay. We got you. -And mouse poop.

you're making a huge mistake.

-For real? -Yeah.

-Paul. -I know. It'll be great with the kids.

What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things. What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things.

♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪

Before you go in, there's something we need to tell you.

-[Deja] Hey, everybody. -[Paul] There she is!

When you tell your family you want to quit your 9-5 to start your own business.

You got kids fighting and getting suspended,

Oh, I didn't know Haresh had two moms.

We wanna turn Baker's into a franchise.

[all] Doughnut cake!

-You're welcome, baby. -Wow.

the littles stay home with Kate, because there are limits to child labor laws.

-Here you go. -[hip-hop playing on headphones]

No. No, no. We got scouts from SC coming to that game on Saturday.

-Hi. Michele. -Hi, Michele. Paul. Nice to meet you.

How are you? What are you doing in town?

Bronx and Bailey are too scared to sleep.

No, my phone! Oh, my God.

-Yeah, Paul! -Okay, yeah.

Dom, he's putting her in.

[cell phone ringing]

but then he was always gone doing endorsements and business ventures.

Please trust me.

You know, minus the unpaid, exploited Oompa-Loompa workforce, of course.

Of course, I-- I wanna give our kids more.

[Zoey] I'm sure everyone's starving, right?

♪ Honey, honey ♪

-No, no. What are you guys doing? -[Luca] We're scared.

Daddy, you were incredible!

What's monster spray?

Dad, no. This isn't some halfway house.

-We are. -We are.

like we're talking about sharing the same birthday or taste in music,

-[Zoey] Deja rejoined her old team… -Come on, Deja!

[chuckling] Oh.

Look, let's calm down, and let's go to the party.

[teen] Wait. We have hot water?

I learned about the sixth extinction.

and Deja and DJ followed soon after.

Why are we having an emergency family meeting?

Sales have doubled in the past week alone.

So I was wondering if you and me

I dusted off my marketing degree, and we became business partners.

-Go. I'm fine. -Okay. Have fun. I love you.

-Come on. It's your man. -Hey, DJ!

-What? -Come here.

Kate got a lot less excited about being married to me.

♪ No, nobody's perfect Sometimes we'll disagree ♪

-[Seth] Hey, man. -Yo.

[Kate] Here we go.

-You think I'm scared of a little traffic? -You should be.

And she's free.

-What happened? -Your sister's in rehab again.

[Zoey] And Dom got a cool new girlfriend with two dogs and very healthy boundaries.

Oh, gosh. That would be great. You know, whenever he gets back.

And miraculously, it is hot, sweet, and savory

Because you have no idea what that's like. How it feels.

-Oh, my-- No, my phone! -[cackles]

Yeah, and basketball's only part of it.

And that's why we gave her a key.

♪ League of Starz ♪

And I'll have you know that my family is honorable, all right?

-You sold the pitch? -Well, no.

-Okay, come on. -Everybody-- Hey, Resh.

No! Definitely not.

Oh, you know, just showing the little homey the ropes

-[Kate] Hey! -[all] Hey!

This is our home. And they're gonna have to get used to us.

-Guys, that's so bad. -All right, everybody.

None of you are ever dating.

Paul, you gotta face it.

[commentator] Look at those rubber legs.

He died rich and happy in Ohio.

You can't accept the fact he's this sweet, goofy nerd

-Wait, really? -But, with that said, let's get into it.

Like, me and my boys at school, we just go back and forth like that. I--

We've always daydreamed about selling it retail, right?

-Go-Gurt is so good, right? -[Luna] This yogurt is pretty good.

Well, I actually have three, so I know what it's like to have my hands full.

Because I'm trying to be a united front, Zoey.

but it sucks playing with those stupid, snobby girls

[sighs] It's Deja's first game.

-Listen, I don't wanna make this awkward… -[Tricia] Yeah, we all could.

Just gonna take this.

Seconds after we arrive.

[Paul] So we moved out of Calabasas and back to vibrant LA.

♪ You can ask around They'll say the same thing ♪

Tupac sweatshirt.

But I made a promise to my sister that I would look out for you.

The little ones are soft. You don't wanna get mixed up with them.

And I got us our table at our favorite restaurant.

bringing our one big, happy family to 11.

And then, between the endorsements, and the appearances,

You weren't being a jerk.

-Everybody out! -I'll get the door.

-[distant chattering, laughter] -Whoa.

So I'm just checking out places to buy.

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

on the South Side of Chicago to a three-time MVP.

You know, Paul and I usually plan all these kids' parties together.

Wait, wait, wait. Those are the only candles I have left.