Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I learned about the sixth extinction.

My baby's a woman.

the littles stay home with Kate, because there are limits to child labor laws.

DJ doesn't know what's good for him.

You know, minus the unpaid, exploited Oompa-Loompa workforce, of course.

And miraculously, it is hot, sweet, and savory

♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪

Look, let's calm down, and let's go to the party.

-We are. -We are.

What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things. What’re you doing now? Someone's not doing someone's favorite things.

and our parents just could not be bothered with us.

♪ League of Starz ♪

And the other challenger is the, uh, Breakfast Sauce King of Echo Park.

and Deja and DJ followed soon after.

You can't accept the fact he's this sweet, goofy nerd

-Everybody out! -I'll get the door.

You got kids fighting and getting suspended,

-Listen, I don't wanna make this awkward… -[Tricia] Yeah, we all could.

So I was wondering if you and me

[cell phone ringing]

Bronx and Bailey are too scared to sleep.

No, my phone! Oh, my God.

-Go-Gurt is so good, right? -[Luna] This yogurt is pretty good.

[Paul] So we moved out of Calabasas and back to vibrant LA.

Kate got a lot less excited about being married to me.

Oh, I didn't know Haresh had two moms.

[sighs] It's Deja's first game.

The little ones are soft. You don't wanna get mixed up with them.

The littles went to school

I was-- I was actually gonna say five pairs of my sneakers,

♪ We ride hard for each other Working bread, extra butter ♪

-Hi. Michele. -Hi, Michele. Paul. Nice to meet you.

Because I'm trying to be a united front, Zoey.

-Kate, what's wrong? You okay? -I'm great. I'm loving this new kitchen.

-Wait, really? -But, with that said, let's get into it.

to let your kids invite so many of their friends over. Two is my limit.

-Guys, that's so bad. -All right, everybody.

-You think? -Well, my new therapist says

Oh, gosh. That would be great. You know, whenever he gets back.

Actually, we're here to talk sauce.

Um, I'll be right back. Okay?

I dusted off my marketing degree, and we became business partners.

Time for school, guys.

-[Seth] Hey, man. -Yo.

-You think I'm scared of a little traffic? -You should be.

-Yeah, Paul! -Okay, yeah.

-[Deja] Hey, everybody. -[Paul] There she is!

♪ You can ask around They'll say the same thing ♪

Yeah, and basketball's only part of it.

But I made a promise to my sister that I would look out for you.

We wanna turn Baker's into a franchise.

And she's free.

Before you go in, there's something we need to tell you.

Yeah! Yeah, that's how we see him.

Like, me and my boys at school, we just go back and forth like that. I--

-Paul. -I know. It'll be great with the kids.

I've always been the weirdo with the messed-up mom and no dad.

-Here you go. -[hip-hop playing on headphones]

That ridiculous little meal between breakfast and dinner,

Paul, you gotta face it.

No. No, no. We got scouts from SC coming to that game on Saturday.

How are you? What are you doing in town?

-[gasps] -[song ends]

Well, we're super excited to hear your pitch.

But that means I can be around more,

Paul, what's up? We aren't scheduled to sign the paperwork

like we're talking about sharing the same birthday or taste in music,

-Go. I'm fine. -Okay. Have fun. I love you.

-No, no. What are you guys doing? -[Luca] We're scared.

[chuckling] Oh.

You weren't being a jerk.

bringing our one big, happy family to 11.

-Okay, come on. -Everybody-- Hey, Resh.

Sales have doubled in the past week alone.

Oh, thank you. I had no idea everything that went into it.

♪ No, nobody's perfect Sometimes we'll disagree ♪

And I got us our table at our favorite restaurant.

-Come on. It's your man. -Hey, DJ!

-You sold the pitch? -Well, no.

Dad, no. This isn't some halfway house.

We've always daydreamed about selling it retail, right?

-No man left behind! -Woo-hoo!

-You're welcome, baby. -Wow.

-Um, I was-- -Yeah,

Oh, you know, just showing the little homey the ropes

Let's go, roomie.

but it sucks playing with those stupid, snobby girls

When you tell your family you want to quit your 9-5 to start your own business.

Seconds after we arrive.

-[Kate] There he is! You found him! Yes! -[littles] Daddy! Daddy!

Those are my children. Ming and Kenny.

on the South Side of Chicago to a three-time MVP.

Okay, um, let me think.

Dom, he's putting her in.

Tupac sweatshirt.

None of you are ever dating.

be part of the day-to-day and help out with these guys.

Well, I actually have three, so I know what it's like to have my hands full.

Why are we having an emergency family meeting?

Daddy, you were incredible!

you're making a huge mistake.

The kids went back to their old schools.

-[Kate] Hey! -[all] Hey!

-[DJ] All clean, man. -[Deja] That is so tacky.

-[distant chattering, laughter] -Whoa.

-What happened? -Your sister's in rehab again.

Just gonna take this.

[Zoey] I'm sure everyone's starving, right?

Of course, I-- I wanna give our kids more.

[Zoey] And Dom got a cool new girlfriend with two dogs and very healthy boundaries.

Because you have no idea what that's like. How it feels.

And then, between the endorsements, and the appearances,

-Okay. We got you. -And mouse poop.

[commentator] Look at those rubber legs.

-Oh, my-- No, my phone! -[cackles]

-[Bronx, Bailey] We're here! -Wanna take a little pee?

And I'll have you know that my family is honorable, all right?

He died rich and happy in Ohio.

So I'm just checking out places to buy.

-[Zoey] Deja rejoined her old team… -Come on, Deja!

I don't know, sweetie.

You know, Paul and I usually plan all these kids' parties together.

-I don't need my slippers! Come on! -Go!

[all] Doughnut cake!

What's monster spray?

-What? -Come here.

[Kate] Here we go.

why they can't have delicious eggs and fluffy flapjacks.

No! Definitely not.

Wait, wait, wait. Those are the only candles I have left.

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

♪ Lost my mind, Guillotine ♪

He doesn't need our help right-- Harley-- Wait just a second.

♪ Honey, honey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

And that's why we gave her a key.

Just keep an open mind. This could be great for our family.

-For real? -Yeah.

While there was nothing more exciting than being parents,

[teen] Wait. We have hot water?

This is our home. And they're gonna have to get used to us.

Nah, I'm good. I'm a big girl. I can find my classroom on my own.

Please trust me.

-[Zoey] Whoo! -[Paul] Yeah. Feel it.

but then he was always gone doing endorsements and business ventures.