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-Looking just as stylish as ever. -You too.
Because she's a moody teenage girl and you're her annoying mom.
and daughter breakfast spot.
Baron? Look, I've seen her in practice, and she's a garbage player.
It's just a month, Zoey. I promise you it's not that big a deal.
-No, everybody out. -Pardon my butt.
But you're right. I can feel it. This isn't us.
The customers love it and it's awesome for the organic farm community.
-We got this. -[Zoey] Babe,
[Luca] Oh, no! Bottle!
Keeps going with the force of a professional!
-Bye. -All right, ladies. Drive safe.
…so you don't have to get up and go to the kitchen,
You know what? I'm gonna go in the pool,
[Zoey] Lunch-breakfast…
-[Zoey] Pretty sure that's happening. -The crowd goes wild!
I have no idea what's keeping DJ.
I thought we were all gonna talk about it on the call tomorrow.
-I didn't recognize some of them. -[sighs] Late start is genius.
All right. Let's get this over with.
I've been sending you birthday cards here for years.
♪ Come on, baby, it's you ♪
You're an embarrassment to the family. Go to your room.
[chattering]
Alcatraz hat.
-A woman that could be in a Drake video. -[snickers] Good one.
No matter what happens with your mom, you're always gonna have a home with us.
Wait. Wait. Why? Why?
Cannonball!
Yeah, which means more money, less tackling.
All right. This is where you'll be staying while you do your time here.
Mrs. and Mrs. Baker. Thank you for coming in.
Dude, I got a new follower.
Did Mommy and Daddy take in another person?
You know-- Deja, DJ, let's go, right now.
Daddy!
-This whole situation is wack. -Preach!
-Stop it. -Hey. Don't objectify my mommy.
[Paul] Okay, come on in.
[crowd roaring]
And then we took in our nephew who was getting into some bad stuff.
He's so cute.
I've missed so many opportunities.
Doughnut cake!
And they love me.
-This is all ours, Joe. -[Luca] We're home!
Damn racist talking about, "Do you want some hot sauce?"
I had to charter a jet, babe.
-You didn't tell me Dom was coming. -I didn't know.
-Four. -So he's back to normal.
-[Paul chuckles] -[laughs]
♪ You're the one I need ♪
Zo, I still can't believe you have ten kids and no nanny.
And of course, I couldn't come home without a souvenir for Mommy.
[Paul] Kate may not be the most together babysitter,
I'll give you a high five, Wildcat--
-[laughing] -She got these for me!
Dude! The password.
So we all get our own rooms?
-You'd have college prep, smaller classes. -Yo!
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Madison's been looking for him. I think she has a crush.
So many costs.
over the next few days.
-What? -Aw!
Dude, these-- These kicks are dope.
I'm so sorry, guys.
-So, wait, you're jealous of me? -No.
-Really? -Mm-hmm.
You're handsome and famous? Come over anytime.
-All right. Last one. -Oh, Harley.
and I was a cheerleader and valedictorian.
-His rules, not mine, baby. -[alarm chimes]
And more importantly, why did we give you a key?
Who put this in here? A Warriors jersey!
-[imitates dragon breath] -[DJ laughing]
[knocks]
-You gonna apologize? -Or-- Or do you even speak English?
-[Zoey] Ooh. [chuckles] -They're personalized.
♪ I can see the stars All the way from here ♪
♪ We out here tryna function We out here tryna function ♪
I can clearly see that you guys have beer.
By the way, that whole "we stop serving breakfast at 11:00" thing,
-Now? -Tonight.
-Yeah. -Yeah, that's fine.
-Hey, Paul. -Hey. That can go out.
-Again? You were just there. -I know, I'm surprised too.
[both grunting]
♪ Me and you ♪
[Paul] I got goose bumps.
-Dad, no! -[snickers]
Oh, no. No. We're not together.
It's no big deal. They're having a pep rally after school,
-No. Everybody, please-- -What's going on?
Ladies and gentlemen, what a treat.
We were the perfect couple. He was a football star,
[cell phone rings]
Thank you. They're not just for fannies anymore.
They might not have a quiche with your name on it,
-Change is good. -Is it?
You think any of this mess would happen with me in charge?
-She scores! -Yes! Whoo!
He's making moves, and the audience is responding.
Well, that was fun for me.
-No. No Wi-Fi for both of you. -Please, come on!
Hi, everyone. I am so excited to introduce you to Paul Baker.
A giant cupcake.
So, what do you think?
Are you seriously having a family movie night without me?
-He's popping and locking! Oh, my Lord! -[Harley laughs]
Not you, Clayton. Baron, you're in.
interesting place to keep your oranges.
Thank you, man.
[children scream]
I'm in a suit. I never wear a suit, so I'm worried I'm overdressed. No?
Aw. A Black son. By all means.
-How'd you find me? -Are you kidding?
-[Paul] And this is my ex-wife… -Kate!
["Hey You" playing]
Uh…
What do you think? Is it too much?
I have a home. It's back in my old neighborhood with my homeys.
♪ I'm so tired of on-my-own ♪
You're phenomenal.
Ugh, darn it. I smudged my liner.
-[Kate shouts, laughs] -We stayed in character onstage and off,
Which is why I dropped outta college and got a job in a crummy diner.
[Deja] Is that guy looking at me?
♪ You gotta let me go ♪
You are being ridiculous.
Zoey, we've got a problem.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
[Bronx] Rose petals!
Dad's jet-setting away while Mom's stuck at home with the kids.
Really!
You guys go upstairs and get in bed. I'll come tuck you in. Okay?
That's what you get for looking at butts.
your sauce has been flying off the shelves.
but Melanie and Michele think it has promise.
And a nice chain.
Babe, this is wrong. We're not a month behind on rent, right?