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but stop trying to pretend I'm part of your family.
♪ People say that I've found a way ♪
You're fire, babe.
And that clueless white dude who has no idea how to raise my Black kids.
-[Paul] Foul! Foul! -[Dom] That's okay.
Yo. Cousin Seth.
Can you at least read us a bedtime story? Please.
Yes. Yes.
♪ Yeah, I'm mad, you a clone ♪
No, it's not just seed money. It's also a signing bonus
Just because we don't have the same blood
Evening, sir.
Hey, Talia. What's up?
-Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. -You know this one?
I don't know anything about what you're into.
I mean, who would pick a Baron when you got a Clayton?
What? What's that face?
Yeah, but Mom's not the athlete.
Oh. Mine were never into me.
Okay.
[Paul] All right, baby, try this.
So I'm glad you spoke up.
-Okay. -I'm warm.
We have to be out of here in ten minutes.
[grunting]
This unkind gentleman is trying to force us
Zoey, what's taking so long with the candles? Everyone wants cake.
There's a hierarchy here. They serve us dinner around 7:00.
They're gonna put, like, a huge marketing team behind it.
Oof!
We have been begging for more room forever.
♪ No ♪
-Resh? -Ah, you know how I do.
Yeah, baby, we're home.
You're my bro.
Congratulations, you got yourself a permanent position.
-Well-- -We know that's not true.
-Wait, have a seat. -Okay.
Thank you-- Thank you so much for-- for inviting me and for--
Seth. You're okay.
[both] Whoo!
[Bailey] Please.
-Gaming? -You said, "Go to your room."
[laughs]
-[bird man] Come on! -[Kate] She's so good.
You wanna help pass them out for me?
You told us you saw him stealing from the cash register, didn't you?
They want us to come up north next weekend and look at new restaurant spaces.
I've sold enough to buy it all back.
[Baker children] Seth!
and spending all night at some boy's house!
"…roller coaster."
Wake up, Ella, or this picture goes on your Instagram in three, two--
No, please take the dog off the bed.
-Really? -Yeah.
Hey, hey. Hold up. I need to talk to you about the cash register situation.
-for our mommy playdates. -Yeah.
♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪
[Luca] So, this is our house now?
[indistinct]
Oh, gosh. I gotta take this. It's my sister-in-law.
What do you mean?
Thank you, son.
Have you tried monster spray?
-Nice and cold… -Oh!
-He turned it around! -[Paul whimpering]
It was 37, actually.
And Dominic takes it.
Look at this, my darling.
Listen, Paul. Bro…
-[Paul] Hey. -[Luna] Are we home?
Why? Were we bad?
You're so corny.
[Paul] Our life got a little chaotic.
She'll get over it.
I thought we were all family.
-Awesome. We got our own car. -Hold up.
["Guillotine" continues]
["Function" playing on speakers]
♪ Here's a queen coming through ♪
Beep. Beep. Beep.
[Paul] …which was getting pregnant with Ella.
Yeah, it's one trip. There'll be plenty more. It's fine.
[laughs]
You have to clap the back of the hands and then throw.
-You're part of the family. -That's so cool.
and had babies with a Black woman, does not mean that you know
The company name is literally our name, so how does that work?
Oh, Paul.
-Check this out. An elevator. -No way, my own elevator?
Right now, he's up in San Francisco looking for potential restaurant venues.
Yes, please. 'Cause I'm totally weak and helpless.
No, you're happy. And you didn't notice that we aren't,
Okay, everybody, calm down.
-Seth, thank God we found you. -Please come home, Seth?
♪ I'm good, good, good, good ♪
Oh, thank you so much. It's an apple-bacon crepe.
that's happened to me since I've been here. I hate it here.
[laughs]
That's a phase that he's in.
Probably shouldn't have said anything offensive.
-What's wrong? -Parents!
Would be bombish. Bomb--
it happened again with Bronx and Bailey,
♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪
-so I figured I'd just change it up. -Where's the rest of your skirt?
[inhales, sighs]
and a life that's the perfect size for all of our dreams.
Well played, Mr. Baker.
I just need a little more time to figure everything out.
Why would I be offended to you totally offending me down to the genetic level?
Got it. Got it. Daddy hears that.
-Thank you, Dom. -Yeah.
She's just come to curse the party.
it was like he was never home.
-Bagel. -[Zoey] You ready? Cutie.
I just--
This could be everything we've ever dreamt of.
We would dominate in doubles tennis.
-[real estate agent] Welcome. -[Luna] Whoa. Pretty!
It was a bake sale.
Right now, our dream is getting everyone out of the house on time.
That's not what I meant!
[Baker family cheers]
-Yeah, well-- -How you doing, man? Look at you.
Okay.
Oh. Okay.
Come on. Let's go!
-Great job, honey. -Thanks, Mom.
who's gonna be seen as a threat in this racist world
and I get that they don't value my opinion,
So, we've been doing some research,
I'm telling you, a four-year-old's morning breath--
because I am on the verge of becoming sauce royalty.
Oh, shut up.
Do not regret the teeth stuff.
-[both] Aw! -Ta-da!
Oh, no.