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We would dominate in doubles tennis.
You're my bro.
I just need a little more time to figure everything out.
-[Paul] Foul! Foul! -[Dom] That's okay.
You told us you saw him stealing from the cash register, didn't you?
-[real estate agent] Welcome. -[Luna] Whoa. Pretty!
Oh. Okay.
No, it's not just seed money. It's also a signing bonus
"…roller coaster."
[Baker children] Seth!
[grunting]
Do not regret the teeth stuff.
-Nice and cold… -Oh!
And that clueless white dude who has no idea how to raise my Black kids.
-You're part of the family. -That's so cool.
I thought we were all family.
[Bailey] Please.
and had babies with a Black woman, does not mean that you know
This unkind gentleman is trying to force us
-Seth, thank God we found you. -Please come home, Seth?
♪ No ♪
-[bird man] Come on! -[Kate] She's so good.
We have been begging for more room forever.
and I get that they don't value my opinion,
They want us to come up north next weekend and look at new restaurant spaces.
So, we've been doing some research,
Oh. Mine were never into me.
[inhales, sighs]
Zoey, what's taking so long with the candles? Everyone wants cake.
-Yeah, well-- -How you doing, man? Look at you.
["Function" playing on speakers]
Oh, Paul.
They're gonna put, like, a huge marketing team behind it.
-Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. -You know this one?
And Dominic takes it.
I've sold enough to buy it all back.
-Resh? -Ah, you know how I do.
Have you tried monster spray?
that's happened to me since I've been here. I hate it here.
You have to clap the back of the hands and then throw.
[both] Whoo!
I'm telling you, a four-year-old's morning breath--
Listen, Paul. Bro…
This could be everything we've ever dreamt of.
Why? Were we bad?
You're fire, babe.
What? What's that face?
♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪
-[both] Aw! -Ta-da!
I don't know anything about what you're into.
I just--
There's a hierarchy here. They serve us dinner around 7:00.
[indistinct]
Okay, everybody, calm down.
Oh, shut up.
Thank you, son.
♪ People say that I've found a way ♪
[Paul] …which was getting pregnant with Ella.
♪ Here's a queen coming through ♪
Okay.
[Baker family cheers]
Right now, our dream is getting everyone out of the house on time.
Yeah, but Mom's not the athlete.
That's not what I meant!
It was a bake sale.
Hey, Talia. What's up?
Oh, gosh. I gotta take this. It's my sister-in-law.
Yes. Yes.
-Awesome. We got our own car. -Hold up.
Just because we don't have the same blood
♪ I'm good, good, good, good ♪
["Guillotine" continues]
-Thank you, Dom. -Yeah.
We have to be out of here in ten minutes.
Got it. Got it. Daddy hears that.
Well played, Mr. Baker.
Congratulations, you got yourself a permanent position.
You wanna help pass them out for me?
Look at this, my darling.
The company name is literally our name, so how does that work?
-Bagel. -[Zoey] You ready? Cutie.
[laughs]
it was like he was never home.
Right now, he's up in San Francisco looking for potential restaurant venues.
♪ It's my bottom to the top Me and my crew ♪
Wake up, Ella, or this picture goes on your Instagram in three, two--
Oof!
It was 37, actually.
because I am on the verge of becoming sauce royalty.
who's gonna be seen as a threat in this racist world
Thank you-- Thank you so much for-- for inviting me and for--
-for our mommy playdates. -Yeah.
[laughs]
Yeah, it's one trip. There'll be plenty more. It's fine.
[Paul] Our life got a little chaotic.
-What's wrong? -Parents!
♪ Yeah, I'm mad, you a clone ♪
Oh, no.
She's just come to curse the party.
Okay.
Oh, thank you so much. It's an apple-bacon crepe.
[Luca] So, this is our house now?
-[Paul] Hey. -[Luna] Are we home?
I mean, who would pick a Baron when you got a Clayton?
You're so corny.
What do you mean?
So I'm glad you spoke up.
Yes, please. 'Cause I'm totally weak and helpless.
Seth. You're okay.
Hey, hey. Hold up. I need to talk to you about the cash register situation.
-Great job, honey. -Thanks, Mom.
it happened again with Bronx and Bailey,
-so I figured I'd just change it up. -Where's the rest of your skirt?
[laughs]
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Would be bombish. Bomb--
That's a phase that he's in.
Evening, sir.
Why would I be offended to you totally offending me down to the genetic level?
Yo. Cousin Seth.
and spending all night at some boy's house!
She'll get over it.
[Paul] All right, baby, try this.
-Okay. -I'm warm.
-Wait, have a seat. -Okay.
-Check this out. An elevator. -No way, my own elevator?
Yeah, baby, we're home.
-Gaming? -You said, "Go to your room."
-Well-- -We know that's not true.
Come on. Let's go!
-He turned it around! -[Paul whimpering]
Can you at least read us a bedtime story? Please.
but stop trying to pretend I'm part of your family.
Probably shouldn't have said anything offensive.
No, please take the dog off the bed.
-Really? -Yeah.
and a life that's the perfect size for all of our dreams.
No, you're happy. And you didn't notice that we aren't,