Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Deej. Rise and shine.

There may or may not have been a 48-hour marathon on MSNBC.

So it's hot, sweet or savory depending on what you put it on.

Just so you know, we have a strict neighborhood noise policy.

-I thought I wasn't going to make it. -I'm sorry, sir,

I mean, does she not have any idea how hard I'm trying to make all this work?

[Haresh] That one is so sick!

Yeah. Definitely not napping in your bed.

Are you wearing makeup?

Bark! No! Bark, give me-- Come on! Bark!

I think if your mom and I decide to do this,

I don't care whose fault it is.

-Yeah. -[Baker children] Yeah.

-Okay, I got to admit this is epic. -Yeah.

[crowd cheering]

-♪ 'Cause there's nothing without you ♪ -♪ Nothing without you ♪

I am always here to be ordinary for you.

We work in the kitchen on weekends. You get your exercise outside on the yard.

Now, I've seen what's been going on at school, and I've been there.

Yeah. Keep up, Dad.

-Really? -No, I am not extending the jetway.

[Baker children] Seth! Seth! Seth!

That, like, they're not mine or there's too many of them…

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Yeah, a few things have changed since you were last with us.

We-- We're fine. This place runs like a well-oiled machine.

Oh, my God, Paul, that's amazing!

and we're seeing that in the past few months,

I appreciate everything you said.

And everyone is really excited that you're here.

You, my friend, just got yourself into a pair of 4XL tights and a cape.

I see a secret handshake in your future.

who wants to play Dungeons & Dragons.

[Paul] Excuse me.

Yeah, I guess these'll be fun.

Let me see what-- [gasps] Hotel chocolates and soap!

-[both] Bagel me. -Bagel. Bagel.

She's really pretty.

But then he started saying "yes" to everything.

It is not my fault I caught the spirit, Zoey.

That's how it always goes.

Hi, I'm Zoey Baker.

-Hey. DJ. -Harley.

No, but the fact that he had five hundos in there does.

-Come on. I'm here to take you home. -Just go.

What did I just get myself into here?

All right. That's it. None of you girls are ever dating.

[Bailey] He's gaining on us!

[imitates bike noise]

I-- I'm a chef, and I have a breakfast restaurant.

It's beautiful.

-Look, I-- Let me-- -Dom, please. Please, for DJ.

Of course we belong here.

And not dumb things, like fancy headphones and flashy sneakers.

[Deja] Whoa. This school is super beautiful.

Yo. Who invited the Jackson 9?

Oh, Lord. Give me strength. [inhales]

[sighs] But I have to go upstairs.

♪ Yeah, I'm bad to the bone ♪

-[Haresh] Woo-hoo! -[DJ] Yeah!

Here goes nothing.

-Ooh! -[Paul] Sorry.

♪ Sitting on the edge of the world Can't hate this view ♪

I could be bigger than Chef Boyardee. And I will literally be the Sauce King.

You're an ordinary guy like me with average looks and ordinary body.

and we knew it was you. So, busted.

-Hi, Danny. -Hi, Luna.

So they gave me that check to get things going.

And for the record, I am very secure in my size 9-and-1/2 Converse.

Ever since this whole franchise thing started, he's always gone.

What is going on? Whose kids are those?

Yo! Your boy got a few hits in. Trust.

Shut up. You're just saying that to make me feel better.

That one has been in for 18 years.

Oh, no. We never were.

-That'll be great for the kids. -LA, LA? Like, here LA?

-Deja met a cute boy. -Shut up.

You sure you're up for a long-distance relationship?

I barely know them. I just-- I don't wanna create any obstacles.

-That's a foul, right? -That is a foul.

♪ But it'll all go right I'll be by your side ♪

There've been a series of break-ins in the neighborhood.

Wait. You have ten kids? Consensually?

-You like it? -I love it.

And he's very injured. Please, somebody help.

I wanna give my wife a walk-in closet.

Hi, I'm Kate Baker.

-[Danny] Go! -Get lost!

It's our first night in the big place. I thought we should celebrate.

-Where are we even going? -Hi. You guys must be new. I'm Dylan.

I loved it because I love my team,

Yeah. He hits his head on the hour.

She's speaking honestly about her feelings.

"Millions of dollars and becoming a household name" and all that.

-Hi, welcome to Baker's. -[both] Hey.

-Um, thank you for that offer, but no. -Mm-hmm.

Name one time in your life you didn't belong.

which has a really big house with bedrooms for everyone.

-You're grounded. -Dad!

Okay, Deja isn't "going off." Okay?

-Yeah! -Come down.

and son, and son,

Like that would ever stop me.

You are not just gonna walk away.

No, it's-- it's fine. It's fine. You know what? It's an honest mistake.

What's going on?

Which means you won't grow up to be freaky men with weird issues.

Yeah, I tell you what. How about you and me go to Comic-Con this year?

Okay, babe, babe, babe. You're anxiety-chopping again.

Quince paste is delightful sometimes on a cheese board.

He is like, "Ah." Yeah, it's like…

It's like, um, hot, uh, sweet, savory, depending on what I put it on.

[Paul] It's so beautiful, baby. You wanna get in?

-[Bailey] Dude. -Okay, look, Seth--

If you're gonna insult someone based on their race, at least get it right.

Dom, you're invited too.

I'm finally, finally in a position

Leave me alone, dude.

You know, all you need to do is keep those jerks off your back.