Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You said it yourself today.

I got my family

-[Bailey] Yeah. -[child laughs]

I know. He should be back any minute though.

That's the ring I should have bought you ten years ago.

It's really exciting.

-[child] Retreat. -[children clamoring]

-Whoo! -[Dom] Yo!

And what are you? About, what, I'd say a 10?

falling in love and having a surprise ending…

-It won't be as fun without you. -No, it won't be.

Please, don't dismiss that

but only if we take what's here and, like, rip it all out and burn it.

Mom, make them stop.

-[chattering] -["Guillotine" playing]

-What? Wow! Oh, my God, that's exciting. -Yeah.

-[Zoey] Releasing the littles! -[Luna] Yay!

It's too risky.

No, that's why I didn't give you the Wi-Fi password.

That's Deja, dude!

-♪ Means nothing without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

And when's that? It's not like he's ever here anymore.

Look. Look at this. Wait. Wait for it. Look at that.

Wait! [groaning]

Anyways, you guys. This is very upsetting.

Mmm. I love it when you talk sensible sneaker to me.

That's not fair.

which, FYI, I am also not doing.

-What's going on? -What's wrong? Where's Paul?

You and Paul should come over for dinner sometime.

Bro, come back, dude.

Deja, the season just started.

-Mmm. Cake. -[knocks]

-You can't do that. -Yes, I can. Can I do that?

we adopted our godson, Haresh.

but I'm sure it'll be great.

How bomb would it be if I went to my dad's alma mater?

You're making this uncomfortable for both of us.

because I'm here, boots-on-the-ground.

-♪ It would mean nothing ♪ -♪ Nothing ♪

-Oh, no. No problem. Where's Haresh? -What happened?

They're so expensive.

Yes! I'ma bring my comics. We have so many choices.

We need to use all of that money to launch the sauce, not buy a house too.

Paul, if you walk away from this over a lunch menu,

Dad, don't push it.

But my new new therapist made me realize I missed my old new therapist,

Really? Okay, um, how about when your father took me

[cheerleader] What's up, King?

-Well, there's this girl, Talia. -Mmm.

There's a monster under our bed.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ And finally you put me first ♪

What about our dream of buying a bigger house?

Babe, you've got homework and practice tomorrow.

What do you think?

This babysitter's not gonna be checked out forever.

I wonder who this is for? iPhone case.

So we agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones.

-Daddy, that's you. -That's your sauce.

And then the name is another thing too.

Yeah, your mom is right.

-I do too. -I do too. Yeah.

My house, baby.

I've been in bed the whole time.

What'd you bring us?

My apologies, ma'am.

All their damn minds.

No, please leave the rose petals--

["Make Way For The King" playing]

Good. The Sauce King. Bring out the special sauce!

-One of them is me. -There's two of us?

-and automatically belong. -Well, I don't feel that way.

Well, if they want soup, they can eat at a nursing home.

-You're the complete opposite. -Oh.

I'm sorry, all twins left behind.

Oh. [stammers] I hate when I get so emotional.

Is Anne gonna be there?

Look at these things, babe, huh?

I dreamed big and bought that crummy diner, which is where I met…

-[Luna] Did we buy this house? -[Paul] No, we didn't. Just looking.

-Ah, cool, thanks. -Thank you.

-[DJ] Okay, so, what's 15 times ten? -[Haresh] Why would I know this?

where I can give the kids something they really need.

Right. [clears throat] Sorry.

Um, we called for you, but you couldn't hear us.

we have more bathrooms now. The kids don't need as long to get ready.

You guys are funny.

Bark Obama and Joe Bitin'.

Hand over the remotes now.

I mean, we're family, man.

By the way, I'm sorry about earlier.

[commentator] But it looks like he's got a lot of heart.

-[Paul] Hey! Hey! -[Bronx] Oh!

♪ I'm a dad, you're disowned ♪

Deja, just chill, okay? Nothing has been decided.

You folks enjoy your day.

because we are not.

[chattering, shouting]

We can't crawl in your bed or hear you through the walls anymore.

♪ Hey, you, get down Lace up my Loubs ♪

What about you? You think this is wack?

I know you mean it, but let's face it. [sighs]

-Chris and I were going to the movies-- -No more Chris.

-[Ella] Thank you! -49ers socks.

Okay. You know the one I love, baby. You know that one.

-Super popular. -Have you been here the whole time?

I'm cool on my own.

-Yeah. -But I really want to.

He lived to 87.

-This is a bad idea. -What are you talking about?

[Ella] My life is a nightmare.

And when he was home, he was too tired to be present.

Uh, he all right.

I feel like I know you.

And they're off. Dominic dominating plainly immediately.

-[Zoey] Welcome. -Dang.

could be on supermarket shelves all across the country.

Last we checked, there are no breakfast soups.

Because it's important to show the kids we're a united front.

-[song ends] -Deja's a girl?

have skyrocketed by more than 150% since 2000--"

Let Daddy have this one.

Got a couple new friends and a couple new thirsty IG followers.

[Zoey] Oh, you know, house is messy. Restaurant's busy.

We're not changing our names, okay?

We're twins, Dad. You know how this kind of thing goes.

-I think I do. -Yo--

Listen, man, just because you married a Black woman

This neighborhood. The schools. The franchise.

Okay, you sound insane.

The one thing we have for you,

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Family has each other's back, okay?

You suck at basketball.

[Michele] What?

[announcer on PA] All passengers…

Okay, just listen to me, baby, okay? I've been crunching numbers,