Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-[DJ] Okay, so, what's 15 times ten? -[Haresh] Why would I know this?

-Super popular. -Have you been here the whole time?

It's really exciting.

And when he was home, he was too tired to be present.

You folks enjoy your day.

-Whoo! -[Dom] Yo!

[Zoey] Oh, you know, house is messy. Restaurant's busy.

All their damn minds.

[announcer on PA] All passengers…

That's not fair.

I know. He should be back any minute though.

-[child] Retreat. -[children clamoring]

-Oh, no. No problem. Where's Haresh? -What happened?

Let Daddy have this one.

So we agreed to close that chapter of our lives and start new ones.

Um, we called for you, but you couldn't hear us.

Right. [clears throat] Sorry.

Okay, just listen to me, baby, okay? I've been crunching numbers,

-Daddy, that's you. -That's your sauce.

Yes! I'ma bring my comics. We have so many choices.

-[chattering] -["Guillotine" playing]

-[Bailey] Yeah. -[child laughs]

Hand over the remotes now.

And then the name is another thing too.

-Chris and I were going to the movies-- -No more Chris.

I'm cool on my own.

You guys are funny.

falling in love and having a surprise ending…

What do you think?

Look at these things, babe, huh?

-and automatically belong. -Well, I don't feel that way.

-Well, there's this girl, Talia. -Mmm.

You said it yourself today.

Anyways, you guys. This is very upsetting.

How bomb would it be if I went to my dad's alma mater?

No, that's why I didn't give you the Wi-Fi password.

I feel like I know you.

I've been in bed the whole time.

-♪ It would mean nothing ♪ -♪ Nothing ♪

-This is a bad idea. -What are you talking about?

You suck at basketball.

They're so expensive.

-[Ella] Thank you! -49ers socks.

Is Anne gonna be there?

I wonder who this is for? iPhone case.

Babe, you've got homework and practice tomorrow.

Wait! [groaning]

Good. The Sauce King. Bring out the special sauce!

♪ I'm a dad, you're disowned ♪

[chattering, shouting]

Okay. You know the one I love, baby. You know that one.

Oh. [stammers] I hate when I get so emotional.

But my new new therapist made me realize I missed my old new therapist,

Yeah, your mom is right.

Last we checked, there are no breakfast soups.

we adopted our godson, Haresh.

And they're off. Dominic dominating plainly immediately.

Bro, come back, dude.

Mom, make them stop.

And when's that? It's not like he's ever here anymore.

We're twins, Dad. You know how this kind of thing goes.

♪ And finally you put me first ♪

We're not changing our names, okay?

It's too risky.

You and Paul should come over for dinner sometime.

Uh, he all right.

-I think I do. -Yo--

♪ Hey, you, get down Lace up my Loubs ♪

This neighborhood. The schools. The franchise.

Listen, man, just because you married a Black woman

-You're the complete opposite. -Oh.

but I'm sure it'll be great.

-Yeah. -But I really want to.

I dreamed big and bought that crummy diner, which is where I met…

because we are not.

By the way, I'm sorry about earlier.

Mmm. I love it when you talk sensible sneaker to me.

Because it's important to show the kids we're a united front.

could be on supermarket shelves all across the country.

-[Paul] Hey! Hey! -[Bronx] Oh!

He lived to 87.

This babysitter's not gonna be checked out forever.

[cheerleader] What's up, King?

which, FYI, I am also not doing.

No, please leave the rose petals--

Got a couple new friends and a couple new thirsty IG followers.

-Mmm. Cake. -[knocks]

Really? Okay, um, how about when your father took me

That's Deja, dude!

-Ah, cool, thanks. -Thank you.

Dad, don't push it.

The one thing we have for you,

where I can give the kids something they really need.

-♪ Means nothing without you ♪ -♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

have skyrocketed by more than 150% since 2000--"

Look. Look at this. Wait. Wait for it. Look at that.

My house, baby.

I mean, we're family, man.

-[Luna] Did we buy this house? -[Paul] No, we didn't. Just looking.

Well, if they want soup, they can eat at a nursing home.

-[song ends] -Deja's a girl?

Deja, the season just started.

I know you mean it, but let's face it. [sighs]

We need to use all of that money to launch the sauce, not buy a house too.

but only if we take what's here and, like, rip it all out and burn it.

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. Family has each other's back, okay?

Bark Obama and Joe Bitin'.

-I do too. -I do too. Yeah.

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

Paul, if you walk away from this over a lunch menu,

-What? Wow! Oh, my God, that's exciting. -Yeah.

-[Zoey] Welcome. -Dang.

[Michele] What?

["Make Way For The King" playing]

What'd you bring us?

I got my family

-One of them is me. -There's two of us?

-[Zoey] Releasing the littles! -[Luna] Yay!

because I'm here, boots-on-the-ground.

What about you? You think this is wack?

I'm sorry, all twins left behind.

-It won't be as fun without you. -No, it won't be.

Deja, just chill, okay? Nothing has been decided.

we have more bathrooms now. The kids don't need as long to get ready.

We can't crawl in your bed or hear you through the walls anymore.

What about our dream of buying a bigger house?

That's the ring I should have bought you ten years ago.

You're making this uncomfortable for both of us.

-What's going on? -What's wrong? Where's Paul?

-You can't do that. -Yes, I can. Can I do that?

[Ella] My life is a nightmare.

[commentator] But it looks like he's got a lot of heart.

My apologies, ma'am.

There's a monster under our bed.

Okay, you sound insane.

Please, don't dismiss that

And what are you? About, what, I'd say a 10?