Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you honestly think that I don't understand that?

All right, the Sauce King is struggling a little bit.

Y'all know these espadrilles weren't made for running!

-How did I do? -[Zoey] Oh, my gosh.

-What? -Calabasas? Bieber country?

Well, since you're all such critics, what do you think of this?

( Barkk: RUFF ) Neko Musume: ok, no! Barkk!!

-[all] Got it! -Whoo!

♪ Baby, you put my love on top Top, top, top, top ♪

-Yes! -[Paul laughs]

Yeah. Yeah, I know,

But they're just toys.

No! I-I mean, because you're new!

Are you trying to tell me Chef Boyardee is a real person?

-Daddy! -[Paul] Hi, guys--

[laughing] That is not yours.

And didn't you say he bought you a $200 pair of sneakers?

So, hi. I'm Tricia.

-This is so nice. -Oh, my gosh.

Let's be late every day!

Cousin Seth is coming to live with us!

Well, that's my favorite subject. Come on. I've got an open booth.

with some beautiful, rare, exotic bird perched on their shoulder.

I know, but I've been wanting to do this forever,

[Hornets fan] That's not a foul!

I'm not really hungry.

-Oh, my kids are so over me. -Mmm.

You're right. You're absolutely right. I have never experienced that,

There's two of me.

The Sauce King does not know what to do. I see it in his eyes.

No, no, no. No. You guys-- No.

You know, you and Zoey are raising an amazing family here,

Can I help you get to class?

I mean, I came up with "Baker's Breakfast."

Beats headphones?

but the kids love her.

You're getting them in but not as gloriously as I'd like you to.

-The outcome, however, was not. -[groans]

Hey, Paul, you mind tossing me a beer?

Well, what happens when I say Asics?

Sweetheart, I don't know where Paul is, but you can talk to me.

-Go, Dom! Go, Dom! Okay. -Go, Dom! Hey.

I guess there's already a franchise that's Baker's Breakfast Buffet or something,

Save the act, Seth. We know you're a thief.

I overreacted, you know, about the whole full custody thing. I don't mean that.

-OG homeys for life, dude. -[chuckles]

All right, who wants some more croissant souff-hey?

-What are you doing? -Someone's not doing the wave.

I don't need to know how to kill a zombie to know how to raise my son.

♪ I guess you know that I love you ♪

If y'all looking for Disneyland, you made a wrong turn.

Who wants to know?

-Hey, if she's not using those, then… -Don't even.

-I got an investor meeting for my sauce. -What?

No, you guys, that money isn't stolen. It's from DCFS.

-[horn honks] -That's Chris. I've gotta go.

Last I checked, players don't sleep with their teddy bears.

Yeah, 'cause you were flailing around like a lunatic.

Wildcat, let's get this battle cracking.

What is going on out-- Oh, my--

…and got her scholarship to USC.

Okay, take it nice and slow.

-No, no. Go. Go without me. It's fine. -I'm not gonna go without you.

[commentator] The crowd is going wild!

and we decided to have an even dozen like you?

[Paul] And dinner-breakfast.

-Yeah, I had to warm up. -Yep.

They love soap.

Sauce. I'm here to talk to you about sauce.

♪ When I need you, baby Everything stops ♪

-What are you-- -Racist trash,

-[Paul] Sit down. -[Zoey] When did you get the time?

And besides, I need your help with your brothers and sisters

-Come on, Bailey! -Go get 'em!

Okay. Which one?

You don't know about the Boyardee? He was a legend.

Luna, strong choice. Love it. Suggestion: just take off one thing.

-[Bailey] Dad! -What's wrong?

Chino Hills Culinary Arts?

Ugh, tell me about it.

-Bagel. -Cutie.

It's the classic trust-building move.

that he had gotten into a lot of trouble before he came here.

And DJ, you're right, buddy.

and less likely to stab us in our sleep.

All right, I got the boys and the littles.

[crowd cheering, clapping]

-Come on. You've got this, baby. -[Paul] Come on, Dej!

[both] We got this.

-Oh, my gosh. How do you feel? -I'm nervous.

Okay! Any other first-day highlights?

[friend] So excited.

-Right, guys? -Yeah, man.

He's turning the crowd around.

Yeah, that doesn't make him a criminal, Anne.

A mom and pop, their own mom and pop, A mom and pop, their own mom and pop,

Deja. That is so incredibly out of line, huh?

I thought we agreed this place smelled like mouse poop.

Not Mama's favorites. Not Mama's favorites.