Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can I get you a drink? Sure.

Pawnee's own Dennis Feinstein is a real up-and-comer

I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of beer.

Well, luckily, I'm heading up there.

I'm sorry, Ann, but I'm certain we did.

He's not worth it, okay?

Just give me all the wide receivers you have.

Sometimes I get blemishes. I'm not perfect.

Okay, this is the first time I ever went there.

Chris is cheating on Ann. There's evidence everywhere.

Shut up, you nerd!

Follow me. Okay.

April Ludgate is the Best Ever, Volume One.

It smells like somebody spilled Chinese food in a bird cage.

I'm gonna give her all that stuff. And more.

I'm worried you misheard me

Oh, Miller Lite. How'd you know?

We're going to start screening horse races in the lobby

In high school, they used to call me Angela Lansbury.

Yeah. Ron doesn't even have a front door.

I'm worried Chris doesn't have any.

There was another time where I was on a date

Listen, that guy is a jerk, and if you ask me, he smells like...

What I said was, "Give me all the ufc tips you have."

chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds,

Oh, his real name is Dante Fiero,

You know, legally, if you're from the FDA, you have to tell me.