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in the world of micro-brewed perfumes and body sprays.
No.
What I said was, “give me all the Guinness you have”
Look, it sounds like you're just spiraling.
wait, You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of donuts but what I said was: Give me all the donuts you have. Do you understnad?
For whatever reason, men's razor technology
(LAUGHING)
And honestly, they smell (BLEEP) terrible.
I'm sure they're great people, but strange.
Oh, my God. You left, and you said
Well, that's not totally true.
I'll invite him out to dinner and I'll poke around a little bit.
I can.
what i said was, "give me all the thin mints and samoas that you have."
I can smell your dreams, Tom.
move over to watches and fancy raincoats,
Ron?
Who's "we"? What are you... Oh, God.
We broke up last week.
Mints. Six of 'em.
But all day long, people are pitching me colognes.
Probably just gonna take it easy, but thank you.
She's my best friend,
branch out in other states,
Ron, are you okay?
Damn it, woman!
Look what I got. Look what I got from the bathroom.
Well, I exercise, and I exercise my mind.
He was weird.
I'm gonna kill him, Ron.
Where's the steak? There's no steak.
I guess you're talking about my razor.
I know you're a busy guy.
I kind of forgot that you need money when you have a girlfriend.
"Looks like you just inhaled your future."
I wanna treat April like a queen,
I forgot to tell you, Chris Traeger
Why?
And when I asked to come visit him in Indianapolis,
JUST GIVE ME ALL THE WAFFLE FRIES YOU HAVE.
Oh, my God, it's unbelievable.