Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I don't accept!

Oh, I should have signed up to be a cow here instead of a ball player.

Thinking every pitch has to be the right one

Japanese way. Shut up and take it.

Your man's still got it

Moshi-moshi. Hey Jack what do you say big guy?

Ouu, major leaguer!

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I hope you are not disappointed.

We got a call from a manager in...

Because as of tonight, all over Japan, they're practicing Shuutos

You look thirsty Chief

Excellent! Places to go, people to meet!

You are property of the team. I'm a player on the team. Big difference.

Mr. Takahashi, he's in publicity

Sorry! Little joke

You came all the way out here to tell me that?

Nah, it's 480 tops. Who is he?

But I'm not glove or bat you pack up and take along.

You're the boss but is it?

... I will hit.

and trust your hands

Ready for party action?

something very definite

You're no fun anymore

Giants doesn't beat us

Great equalizer

That's great, Hiroko, just great...

Well... They've pulled your lawnmower commercial. The whole campaign's bye-bye. Image problem

Would you like to come up for some tea?

Hammer! What's up? How are you doing man?

and you're a, you're a fine one don't get me wrong

Uh-oh! Somebody call the fire department!

and you ought to tell her that sometime

What? Japan takes the best from all over the world and makes it her own? Well not this one honey

I don't discuss my sex life with him. No.

Did I read that sign right?

What do you say I buy you a beer?

Look, I didn't see him tip his goddamn hat all right?

and your family would be all ashamed and the pretty senioritas,

We're playing like a team here Chief. Don't back out on 'em now.