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Jack! C'mon it's a long season. Let's go!

Need someone to tell me how to take a crap.

Maybe I'll break your record

Anytime you get that third strike on you gets awfully tough to battle back

Well Hiroko, in my experience

Absolutely Allen Evan Welcome aboard, good to see ya man

Jesus Christ Elliot, can I finish a sentence in my own goddamn office?

The word's 'come down' Jack

but in the future

groove on all those rocks and gardens

Lower than the lowliest dogs? Hai

What? What? What What?

It's like being a black guy back home

that is doing it to their little girl

laughing, get the boys' minds off their trouble and let them know it's OK to loosen up a little

Mr. Elliot. There is no way you are leaving here with her today.

Uh, good morning.

Shake that thing white boy!

Clifton is steady, but he will never get back his top game.

Don't mess with him today Jack

in Japan, Jack!

It has been decided that you are fined 50,000 yen for disobeying your manager on the field

Hey, look, y'know, maybe you could go with me?

Probably wants to see if you are as good with your bat as you are with your mouth

gave me goose bumps

Do the hokey pokey! Turn yourself around

Except I got no choice?! You gotta be kidding...

Hey Doc! Mornin', good to see ya! I've got a little problem Jack

See, just because you speak English doesn't mean we speak the same language

Harder! Harder, Jack!

and I bet that that's sort of an international attitude

What about hitting?

definite that baseball and Jack always come before Hiroko and Jack.

I hate this place

Please let's go outside. K?

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Well, where I come from If a pretty girl

I make them the best they can be!

What did he say?

but, I'm a big girl. I can do what I want.

Let's just say I had a yen to play here

What the hell is that?

Don't look at it that way

We can't. It would be a big insult to leave.

Stay in there Jack!

Oh, well you tell him I got a bad wheel

You gonna play me behind this kid?

I wanna hit baseballs!

Heard there's a Japanese tradition

Shawn, this is really a tough spot for Elliot to be in

Did I read that sign right?

Skip wants to see you

and I remember thinking,

I am afraid not. Read your contract

usually... that means... that you know she's...

yeah well, it won't last

Some write-up ne? Yeah

There's a thousand dollar fine for every strike they throw you babe

I'm a baseball player

Jet's temperature just fine.

Now, now, just cool your jets for a minute

Nah, you did good kid.

Hey Max! He's got to let him hit now. Right?

C'mon Jack, I know you've been following his stats

Yeah, I'm sorry uh, what I'm thinking here is one of the duties of a captain,