Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you mean computed? Number of home runs you are expected to hit

but please challenge it

Aww, come on Hiroko

Hey, Japanese tradition. Anything I want.

Get your ass in gear!

Grea--You heard me

Get outta here!

He speaks English

Now listen to me

I led this club in 9th inning doubles in the month of August

Starting to stink-up your harbor

"Hai" as in 'Yes'?

Hey, hell of a connection. You sound like you are right down the street

You have done commercials before, haven't you?

I saw your commercial. It's uh... interesting

Yes, but he needs Captain Jack to bring home the pennant Yoj-ster

I looked at the tapes

To what do you attribute your renewed power?

Giants are like the national team around here. They almost always kick the shit out of us

Well mayb--all right maybe there

and I'll take care of my own face. You just translate what comes out of it. You got me?

Yeah, uh, well I'm afraid some of you Uchiyamas are just a little too stubborn for this old boy.

Are you coming in?

Hey, I hope you're packed. We're leaving from Tokyo at noon tomorrow.

He ripped that one

Sorry kid, we'll get 'em next inning.

But in the future

Look man, I have to deal with it, you gotta deal with it

Hey, tapes don't lie

Save it man, you're gonna need it

and if my moustache gets in the way of my swing...

says you. Hey pal, one more take and I'm outta here!

Arriving drunk and dead tired

That's right Yoj. Gaijin catching on!

Please, you see, all wisecrack making, make you seem disrespectful

Strike Six! ...how much longer I can watch this. Does the league have a ruling on mercy killing?

Right foot, out

Well better get used to it. Why would he wanna risk it? Lose face.

Welcome Jack Elliot

...just a bad manager

I'll see ya Jack

You thought I was trying to get through your pants?

Read it to them Rye Yeah

Forgot my strength too.

Can I say something else?

He said Dragons must all work together for harmony

Monkey business?

Well, y'know I'm just having so much fun already.

He wants to know what the second one is for

I don't have a... oh, wait

Very harmonious of you Meat

and she's a terrific girl

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