Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Welcome Jack Elliot

Get outta here!

Forgot my strength too.

Well better get used to it. Why would he wanna risk it? Lose face.

Aww, come on Hiroko

"Hai" as in 'Yes'?

Well, y'know I'm just having so much fun already.

Arriving drunk and dead tired

says you. Hey pal, one more take and I'm outta here!

Can I say something else?

Hey, Japanese tradition. Anything I want.

Well mayb--all right maybe there

Look man, I have to deal with it, you gotta deal with it

You have done commercials before, haven't you?

Hey, tapes don't lie

Read it to them Rye Yeah

I don't have a... oh, wait

You thought I was trying to get through your pants?

Yes, but he needs Captain Jack to bring home the pennant Yoj-ster

Are you coming in?

Hey, I hope you're packed. We're leaving from Tokyo at noon tomorrow.

Get your ass in gear!

Strike Six! ...how much longer I can watch this. Does the league have a ruling on mercy killing?

but please challenge it

Right foot, out

Please, you see, all wisecrack making, make you seem disrespectful

That's right Yoj. Gaijin catching on!

I led this club in 9th inning doubles in the month of August

Yeah, uh, well I'm afraid some of you Uchiyamas are just a little too stubborn for this old boy.

He ripped that one

He speaks English

But in the future

Collect 'em, trade 'em Show 'em to your friends

and she's a terrific girl

Sorry kid, we'll get 'em next inning.

Monkey business?

To what do you attribute your renewed power?

He wants to know what the second one is for

I saw your commercial. It's uh... interesting

Grea--You heard me

and I'll take care of my own face. You just translate what comes out of it. You got me?

and if my moustache gets in the way of my swing...

Save it man, you're gonna need it

I looked at the tapes

Hey, hell of a connection. You sound like you are right down the street

...just a bad manager

He said Dragons must all work together for harmony

I'll see ya Jack

Now listen to me

What do you mean computed? Number of home runs you are expected to hit

Very harmonious of you Meat

Starting to stink-up your harbor

Giants are like the national team around here. They almost always kick the shit out of us