Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm talking about bringing you home. Rich Lovett broke his wrist

Situation is this. You will not be playing baseball anywhere and I will not be managing

Jack please. Hey what's a couple of cocktails cost around here? About 50 billion of these things? That oughta cover it.

I could piss over that fence

Easy to keep clean, just hose her down once a week

and there's lots of little people walking, talking, very fast

Bet he doesn't have the endorsements I used to have

Wow! That's low

I'll deal with the press

Was putting up with hotshots like you.

4 - 4 tie in the bottom of the 9th. 2 on, 2 out, and a 3 and 2 count on Jack Elliot

Aw, man I don't believe this

I'll see ya out there

at least, I thought so.

Hiroko is right.

maybe shed a little light on what's wrong with my swing

Not just job. It's who you are.

all girls are always little girls to their fathers.

Well wouldn't you if you were me?

Also must work on physical condition

What do you think I am? A pussy?

Uh, afternoon here in civilization Sport, which is where I hope to have you a couple days from now.

Jack, you're on.

At least they got that right

Hey, That's right!

He must move runner. Get him in a position to tie.

That's that rookie first baseman, Davis Over the palm tree

you're ready to hit

You are humiliating the team

Wait Don't bother Wait!

Yeah, by the way, we're doing a pick-off move

any friction between the two of you guys?

Welcome to Japan Mr. BESUBORU

Well, let us tell you a few things about your new neighbors over here Jack

My attitude? That's right

They love me already, I can tell.

Hey, this is not my idea. I don't wanna be here

smiles at you from the stands and offers to buy you dinner

None of those things mean she is Uchiyama's daughter!

Don't spit on the field either it's considered sacred

Yeah, it looks like Cleveland, only I can't read the signs

You must accept and welcome and try before you can learn

Uchiyama-san wants to know why you are not working with the team

What did you call me?

My foot was on the bag. It was glued to the goddamn bag.

C'mon Jack! Park it!

"Hai" as in yes

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Pick it up! Pick it up!

When somebody keeps autoing

You said it to me yourself. Always been a ball player.

You got some bad habits of your own. Namely your attitude

Major league baby

Listen Jack, the straight shot is that Howie's a...

It looks like Elliot's really in a hole now

...accept. Yeah, yeah

...and trouble understanding women

I don't care if he ate his goddamn hat. I've had it.

That's not a line

Not Cleveland...

No, but I got some of yours

Twenty. That's enough. Time for rest

(I could) use a little help here

I have heard many come on lines in my time.

Baseball is grown men getting paid to play a game

Just having a few slow days

Man, that's some piece of work you raised.