Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

maybe shed a little light on what's wrong with my swing

It looks like Elliot's really in a hole now

Just having a few slow days

What do you think I am? A pussy?

Bet he doesn't have the endorsements I used to have

None of those things mean she is Uchiyama's daughter!

4 - 4 tie in the bottom of the 9th. 2 on, 2 out, and a 3 and 2 count on Jack Elliot

I don't care if he ate his goddamn hat. I've had it.

Uchiyama-san wants to know why you are not working with the team

He must move runner. Get him in a position to tie.

at least, I thought so.

Aw, man I don't believe this

Yeah, by the way, we're doing a pick-off move

I'll deal with the press

Wait Don't bother Wait!

all girls are always little girls to their fathers.

and there's lots of little people walking, talking, very fast

Hey, That's right!

smiles at you from the stands and offers to buy you dinner

Wow! That's low

any friction between the two of you guys?

...and trouble understanding women

My foot was on the bag. It was glued to the goddamn bag.

You said it to me yourself. Always been a ball player.

I'm talking about bringing you home. Rich Lovett broke his wrist

Welcome to Japan Mr. BESUBORU

you're ready to hit

Hiroko is right.

You must accept and welcome and try before you can learn

Well wouldn't you if you were me?

(I could) use a little help here

You got some bad habits of your own. Namely your attitude

That's not a line

Not just job. It's who you are.

Yeah, it looks like Cleveland, only I can't read the signs

They love me already, I can tell.

Baseball is grown men getting paid to play a game

Uh, afternoon here in civilization Sport, which is where I hope to have you a couple days from now.

Man, that's some piece of work you raised.

What did you call me?

Easy to keep clean, just hose her down once a week

Listen Jack, the straight shot is that Howie's a...

At least they got that right

My attitude? That's right

That's that rookie first baseman, Davis Over the palm tree

I could piss over that fence

You are humiliating the team

Jack, you're on.

"Hai" as in yes

I'll see ya out there

Hey, this is not my idea. I don't wanna be here

When somebody keeps autoing

Twenty. That's enough. Time for rest

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! Pick it up! Pick it up!

Don't spit on the field either it's considered sacred

Major league baby

Also must work on physical condition

Not Cleveland...

Jack please. Hey what's a couple of cocktails cost around here? About 50 billion of these things? That oughta cover it.

...accept. Yeah, yeah

No, but I got some of yours

Situation is this. You will not be playing baseball anywhere and I will not be managing

Was putting up with hotshots like you.

Well, let us tell you a few things about your new neighbors over here Jack

I have heard many come on lines in my time.

C'mon Jack! Park it!