Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, of course I have

Get outta here. Get outta here!

I said, "Many torrents."

"I'll take care of my own face",

just wishing it was in the New York daily news

Does your father know that we've been doing it?

I wanna hit baseballs!

Whoa, I hope I'm not getting in anybody's way here.

Yeah, I know who you are man I've been in Japan, not dead.

Also, 10,000 for disrespect your equipment

Jack Elliot here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free moustache rides for the ladies

I have prepared a bath for you

That's not the point.

I'm not in a goddamn slump

You're outta here when we get the shot Jack!

First you got your gaijin strike zone. Roughly the size of a Buick

They're fabulous. Especially granddad. What a card!

Well try letting your pitchers pitch their way out of trouble sometime. Y'know they might just

one of the things a captain does is find little ways to get the team y'know... up

I owe you Mukai!

It's disrespectful to take a guy out with a slide

with plan. With purpose.

Dragons hire you for your skill. But also for image of team

Mukai-san and all teammates are rooting for you

Selling barrels is a game And games are supposed to be fun

I'm flying over with Howie Gold from their front office. We're gonna be at the game on Thursday

You wouldn't have to bunt all the time!

Shrine, you make offering and pray

Wow. Another forkball for strike five

Well, welcome to the little league Meat

I suggest you bunt

Oh, OK but uh, listen no offense. I don't eat bait.

seems like every little strike-out just comes back to haunt you at a moment like this

Big day for ya, huh buddy? First time in the show?

I'm sick and tired of your shit. Haven't you heard a word I've said? You are really pissing me off now.

Where's all those little bald guys with sheets and stuff?

I don't think I could be anything else

I just do this for you to save face. Besides, press writes their own story anyway.

Canada... No, not Canada! It goes without saying

Delicious Japanese dish

Seven in a row. Consecutive games? That's right

lower than the lowliest dogs

Oh, just kidding chief. You're a dream come true

and I'm ready y'know I'm just standing there,

She had this all planned. Right down to her exit.

They get upset if you don't take off your shoes

So how's your new client Doc?

I remember at that exact moment

30 bucks a night, free cable

Her mother raised her. Like mother, like daughter.

Yoji would be your assigned interpreter? Am I right?

When you were a little kid I bet you didn't pick up a bat and a ball because you were dying to work

and I hope you didn't bring your dick with you

but, "Hiroko, take me to a temple" is new one

Baseball is a game Games are supposed to be fun

he can't hold it against you

This Davis kid is the real thing The way it's looking...

Accept one another

Yes, Max! Very nice

I mean he's a goddamn rookie for Christ's sake You gonna be impressed with a 500-foot home run?

What are you talking about?

Mr. Baseball! Right here baby