Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yoji would be your assigned interpreter? Am I right?

Does your father know that we've been doing it?

Mr. Baseball! Right here baby

I mean he's a goddamn rookie for Christ's sake You gonna be impressed with a 500-foot home run?

Jack Elliot here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free moustache rides for the ladies

I'm flying over with Howie Gold from their front office. We're gonna be at the game on Thursday

I suggest you bunt

Yeah, I know who you are man I've been in Japan, not dead.

She had this all planned. Right down to her exit.

lower than the lowliest dogs

This Davis kid is the real thing The way it's looking...

You wouldn't have to bunt all the time!

but, "Hiroko, take me to a temple" is new one

So how's your new client Doc?

I said, "Many torrents."

What are you talking about?

Her mother raised her. Like mother, like daughter.

I owe you Mukai!

Oh, OK but uh, listen no offense. I don't eat bait.

just wishing it was in the New York daily news

They get upset if you don't take off your shoes

and I'm ready y'know I'm just standing there,

It's disrespectful to take a guy out with a slide

First you got your gaijin strike zone. Roughly the size of a Buick

Yes, of course I have

Dragons hire you for your skill. But also for image of team

They're fabulous. Especially granddad. What a card!

Well, welcome to the little league Meat

Canada... No, not Canada! It goes without saying

Shrine, you make offering and pray

Baseball is a game Games are supposed to be fun

Wow. Another forkball for strike five

Big day for ya, huh buddy? First time in the show?

one of the things a captain does is find little ways to get the team y'know... up

Mukai-san and all teammates are rooting for you

I have prepared a bath for you

When you were a little kid I bet you didn't pick up a bat and a ball because you were dying to work

I'm sick and tired of your shit. Haven't you heard a word I've said? You are really pissing me off now.

he can't hold it against you

"I'll take care of my own face",

and I hope you didn't bring your dick with you

Oh, just kidding chief. You're a dream come true

Delicious Japanese dish

I'm not in a goddamn slump

Where's all those little bald guys with sheets and stuff?

seems like every little strike-out just comes back to haunt you at a moment like this

with plan. With purpose.

I remember at that exact moment

Get outta here. Get outta here!

30 bucks a night, free cable

You're outta here when we get the shot Jack!

Seven in a row. Consecutive games? That's right

Also, 10,000 for disrespect your equipment

That's not the point.

Well try letting your pitchers pitch their way out of trouble sometime. Y'know they might just

I wanna hit baseballs!

Selling barrels is a game And games are supposed to be fun

Whoa, I hope I'm not getting in anybody's way here.

Yes, Max! Very nice

I just do this for you to save face. Besides, press writes their own story anyway.

Accept one another

I don't think I could be anything else