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After an eleven-game road trip in which he hit successfully in ten of the games
who hit only .235 during the regular season
I know what I'm doing here. What are you doing here?!
C'mon girls! Rally caps
It's gonna cost you Chief!
Perhaps your wheel get stronger with work
Jack-san, Jack-san, you shouldnft be smoking
It has many elements, all of which must work in harmony
What?
I am Yoji Nishimura
Elliot-san this is Uchiyama-san your manager.
gaijin?
Yes
but then it was like a ray of light that kinda shone down on it
and the kids that used to worship you now they just make goat noises and run away
Everyone is well aware of that
What about hitting?
Fine. Deal with the chief.
...and that is?
If you want to have a wise brain
a player's career is short enough
Shit
Please don't be fooled by your good game. You still have a hole in your swing.
There ya go
We are not at the ball park
If you wanna play this season Jack, you're a Chunichi Dragon
This way please
So how are things back home
And you know what? They could be even better if you didn't scare the shit out of 'em.
There's high tide, there's low tide. Then there's high tide again.
Turn around
staring at my bat like I do y'know...
Sorry
Yes, the uh... chu-chey? chu?
Yes?
No.
What's going on here Max?
Ohh is dat youuu Tohmmy Sawyaa
Outta there!
I studied at Parsons School of Design
From now on, different
in my pants?
We will wash it away.
How's that?
If you want to have a big, wide heart, draw it here
a little banzai! Wake up in here!
is French. Japan has not made this her own. Not yet.
Sorry! I didn't know my own strength!
Wanna see some?
...exemplified by a spectacular grab over hard line drive to shut the door against the swallows Thursday night
Greased BB what?
I don't always mustache, but when I do I mustache with a baseball cap on.
What the hell were you thinking of?
nothing is definite
Yeah...
Just like baseball, Mafia Wars is a game, and games are meant to be FUN
We're gonna get that fixed aren't we Yoj?
and you know something, I gotta admit I didn't want to eat Japanese.
Safe? Safe?!
Five!
Y'know I'm still a gaijin
Shit!
Take your shoes off man!
...unless you can start hitting again.
Pussy?
Are you finished? Not quite.
Well, once you get used to sleeping in shoe boxes and chasing your food around the table it's uh, pretty much a nightmare over here huh?