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I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed.
the lines are crossed?
Hello?
Hey, Georgie, did you have any idea that anything was wrong?
HHHHH
George, she's so sweet. We talked for an hour.
Saw both of them today. What a disaster.
Why a cape? Who wears a cape?
...a man in a cape.
She and I have had a very long talk.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I assume he's not a high-talker.
What, does that conflict with your regular schedule?
No, Kramer, you don't understand, this could be my fault.
- I'm never gonna procreate, huh? - That's not necessarily true.
...you're out of your mind!
The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine
- Wow, that's amazing. - Anyway, she wants to meet me.
Lookit, Paul, the car seems to be running out of gas...
Who are you? I’m Jessie Chang
Boxers are much better for your sperm count
It's getting ridicurous.
You ever get a woman pregnant?
What was a man with a cape doing with my father?
You know, you're not Chinese.
Please let me know when your party has arrived.
We're gonna stay with the sticks.
- Who are you talking to? - He's on with a Chinese woman.
They sound exactly the same.
You know you aren't a female
I am very excited about this date. We're going to The Green Temple.
Now whenever he answers the phone, I just hang up.
In fact, let's cross to the other side of the street.
So you thought he was boring?
What did you tell Mrs. Costanza that changed her mind?
- I'm sorry. - Well, then...
Yes, I will.
Does our mother have to tell you every move I make?