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I'm just gonna take a look.
Oh, you better. Mm-hmm.
The world.
It's your wedding day and I'm not gonna miss your...
You know what? I could probably get.
Oh!
That the wedding's off.
Means you get to smoke weed
It was traumatizing.
He loves setting fire to things and he hates women.
(sighs)
(laughs)
(sighs) Oh, I can't believe this.
Angelica's Bakery.
Not really.
and I didn't want you to get in trouble, because I love you.
(all cheering, whooping) L'chaim!
That's weird.
Clean as a whistle.
Why did you let your mom drag us down here?
(crying)
I'm having a brew, he came up to me,
♪ You were willing once before ♪
She couldn't handle her booze.
waiting for you in the life of heaven.
Which I think you can still get away with, baby.
If it is, you just failed.
(siren wails) Aw, damn it! Damn it!
eating a cheeseburger.
I don't know, V.
but as close to Vera Wang as you can get.
When it comes to good things, most of 'em come
From the El tracks.
♪ Talk like you mean it, boy ♪
Everybody wins.
I'll do it myself.
Lieutenant Colonel?
where he belongs if I gotta drag his ass back there myself.
Yeah, Mama... Don't call me Mama.
Relax, baby. I got this.
You're a slut, man.
(sighs)
(chuckles)
No, not a chance.
Mmm. Probably benign then.
A marriage license.
I'm sorry!
Linda and the boys are gone for two nights.
how many times I wanted to tell you over the years,
How's that for happily ever after?
Your daddy left you money for your first home
that just like the honeybee, God has many eyes.
(indistinct chatter)
Aw...