Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, give her one.

you know, that first wife of his,

They got their parades. They can wait.

do what you do best: drink free booze and look happy?

Look, it has to be a priest.

No way. I'm not having that nutcase at my wedding.

How about you just show up at this wedding,

Marty? Marty, open the door.

but the more time went on, the more unreal it all seemed.

Pre-Cana material necessary

And money... money is just a piece of paper.

♪ Say it like you mean it ♪

No, I'm serious. He's nuts. He came at me.

that it's not a wedding in the Lord's eyes.

Wow. That shit does dry fast.

My heart's in my throat right now.

(spray bottle hisses)

FIONA: Maybe not.

It's lasagna, straight from the oven.

three good reasons why you want to get married?

♪ And the voodoo that set me free... ♪

A birth certificate is just a piece of paper.

What's with the vest?

A fake wedding. (laughing)

Doc says it's probably benign.

You want me to call cops on my own brother?

I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.

It's similar. The motto is still "Be prepared,"

It's always been like this.

Sweetie, would you like me to come with you

Yeah, but what's the point then?

Looks a bit like Top Ramen in there, doesn't it?

Mmm, no hot dogs.

for the Grim Reaper. Son of a bitch.

Wedding's not gonna work.

That's what your father wanted, that's what I want

CAROL: He married your father and I,

Have you ever done a testicular self-examination?

You know it's for the best. Faggot!

and we let 'em think we're assimilating.

so we thought we'd bring him in,

Let me see what I can do.

and you could shave the other two.

But what about the gay people?

I've never been shaved down there before.

nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives,

Father Pete to do it if Carl will help.

This is the dress.

for the neck thing, disability?

The real shame is there are so many things I still want to do.

I'm gonna need the house next week for Bible study.

MARTY: It's a real pretty dress, Roni.

Well, what if I vomit while I'm having a seizure

You could hire an actor.

Nothing would make me happier

This was really a perfect day.