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You done?
It's on. It's on, it's on.
in the first place, Fi?
See you at Kev and Veronica's wedding tomorrow?
Fuck him!
What's this?
may the good Lord watch over you
What?
And she was a real princess.
we're not gonna be able to get him out of there.
Asshole.
or so I don't know where you live?
Maybe we should just call it off.
FRANK: Bachelor party?
if it was rewritten by King James? from generation to generation.
Father Pete, the groper?
PRIEST: A cleft palate
Ah! Ah!
than I see of my whole family.
Your daddy, rest his soul, wants to see his little girl married.
than to bury you in one of them.
Kash date.
if it'll get me some of this grub.
KAREN (passionately): Yeah...
and the kids.
Should only be two testicles invited to this party.
I wasn't even thinking about getting married
Then we just don't file the license with the state.
Andy, get the fuck out of here. I'm not gonna...
Lots of people who love each other
Oh.
I'll see you at the wedding.
I mean, your mom wants a wedding.
Oh. Oh, damn!
Oh, you want me to give it to you? Yes.
and being Mrs. Kevin Ball.
Kev, come out.
(both laugh)
Okay.
What's a shit-sack?
when he kisses a person
(four gunshots)
you're the only family I got,
(speaking Hungarian)
You ditchin'?
I just need this thing in perfect condition.
and you'd always tag along with me, wherever I went?
But you know what?
Because I'm your big little sister
A fake priest?
"take this man...
Looks like we have a priest for V's wedding.
(sighs)
Let's hope he can swim.
Well, who's Jesus?
Six months into the marriage,
(women laughing)
Other than the presents
I want the new stock shelved
to really fuck things up, it's Marty.
You know this isn't what your father wants.
No one's damn business why.
Cough. (coughs)
I'm the maid of honor at your fake wedding
Whoo!
We got hot dogs?
Because you're an asshole, Frank.