Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, you were doing 35 in a 25.

I have to keep an eye on it.

and it sort of freaked me out.

Uh, Karen and I use your place Friday night?

♪ What is this feeling ♪

Congratulations on that.

about this whole wedding thing.

How sad is that?

And the day is good.

Well, great then.

♪ Got a rock 'n' roll heart, baby ♪

VERONICA: Back on.

Oh, thank you, Mama.

Look like a douche bag with that mullet.

Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem.

♪ I want to be your jasmine ♪

(splutter, sighs)

Eat it or miss it, people!

You're not getting married without me.

(dinging on glass)

that I can't fix this.

I need you and your testicles

He's my lucky charm. Gave me six kids.

Maybe you're making yourself too available?

I'm gonna burn down your cocksucking, cockfucker...!

and he's comin' for the rest of me.

You saying you don't want to get married?

Why the hell are you crying?

A little immoral, don't you think?

No, it's probably nothing.

and a life and everything, but seeing it and...

I got three nuts. Gonna die.

Look at Lance Armstrong. He had that ball cancer.

What do you mean?

(voice breaking): I can't fix this.

the shit-sack house on fire.

The whole idea of marriage is a useless vestige

Don't be a dick, dude! Fuckin' wear it!

Hey, Gloria Steinem, enough of the blah-blah.

What's it gonna cost me?