Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It happens, okay?

Other than the presents and the booze,

(tires screeching)

♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪

Just tell her the truth, Kev.

that's gotta suck.

get married every day, Fiona.

in your new home.

You did? That's great! Yeah.

I only wish little Marty could have been here.

than a legal exchange of women for property.

Is this some healing hands, voodoo, wheat grass jackass?

Oh, is that like a sibling-brother,

where I'm supposed to change your mind?

I think we should just let him come to the wedding.

Yeah. I'm gonna need to see your license and registration, sir.

And do you know why?

feeling tired, seeing more of my oncologist

Tell 'em it was a mistake. Blame it on the Tourette's.

What's the matter, babe?

Jesus, Sheila, I'm not gonna die.

Showing up at your wedding fucking paralyzed and shit?

In fact, I'd like you to be the one to give me away.

Daddy's dead, Mama. He doesn't really want anything.

♪ You're so... sure of? ♪

and have no memory of it?

LIP: What's going on?

It's just a piece of paper!

That was kind of weird.

Little people of tomorrow.

VERONICA: Guess we can forget about buying a house.

18... cocksucker!... months!

I think you're okay.

Here's my license, but I actually don't have

I could get ordained online.

You think an actor could work?

I thought that was you.

Try proving I don't have 'em.

Maybe I could come back later

You gotta go back to prison.

Surprise! (giggles)

That's what I get.

All right, Fiona,

♪ What is this downside ♪

Probably one of the worst role models for little girls.

Let's go. Let's go!

Really, Mr. Morality?