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Now is not the time.
And I'm really pushy, so that works out well, then.
Why don't I stay? Not forever. Just long enough to...
Anya has a way of making things happen.
Can we rest now?
Yes, and my fear's a big, obnoxious blabbermouth.
- I tried to find it, of course. - Find what?
- Think this here's our spot? - How'd you guess?
I'm just gonna have a look around. Get to know the place.
- Do not start by saying you're sorry. - I didn't come here to atone.
- Instead, you go all Dumbledore on me. - Do you want to be punished?
You're not the one who needs help. He's going into shock.
Or maybe you enjoyed my work at the Double Meat Palace?
- (Spike) No, no, no, no, no, no. - (squeaking)
Bit worse for lack of use.
Urgh! Argh!
Last week, living in the school basement...
You're coming to school with me. You'll be, like, there the whole time.
And what if I give up all this control stuff and I go all veiny and homicidal again?
Oh, sure. Why not? A monster trying to kill me.
OK. I guess I'd better...
- (Xander) Always is. - You've changed.
- Not your fault. - Hold the torch, would you?
And I wish you were never born!
- I believe you. - Well, that's something.
(rumbling)
- I still haven't finished college. - I know.
Not the time. Not hardly ready.
Yeah. Hey, bring the wife and kiddies. Come see the show.
- Tell me you want me. - I always want you.
Right you are, love. I haven't changed. Not a lick.
It's your lucky night. Considering your dog just got all ate up and stuff.
I doubt we'll see each other, assuming I half understand my fuzzy job description.
You're the Slayer. Connected to the visions. Long line of worthies, right?
- I don't have the words. - Neither do I.
- When did you become people's champion? - I didn't.