Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Steve, what are you doing? - I wanted a glass of water.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES) Snot!

Mom-when I tell her you're bald!

Hey, Steve. Get that thing straightened out.

I know. I'll just insert a catheter.

# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]

She loves my hair, Steve. She tells me every time we're b-b-bangin'.

- Official C.I.A. Business. - [Gasps]

- I know it's safe, because I see that you see me. - Knock if off already.

I don't have any. I am bald.

Oh, boy. I think I raped a guy.

- What do we do? Amputate? - Actually, all he needs is a back support.

[Panting] Well, what are they talking about?

Wait. How are you gonna go to the bathroom?

Come on. Give me a break. You only have to wear that brace for six weeks.

I tried everything to get rid of it, but nothing seemed to work.

All right. But I'm getting some ribs first.

My first day of college was the best day of my life.