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in khaki shorts,
Why are you looking at me all weird?
So, in summary,
[screeching]
You can't tell me what to do! You can't tell me what to do!
all over the fuckin' city,
[inhales] Okay. Um... [clicks tongue]
that 87% of apocalyptian business transactions
you'd help her take over the world.
-[screeching] -Oh, shit!
[screeching]
Two out of three. Not bad.
[beeping]
[dramatic music playing]
because she's loca.
[screeching]
I'm the Joker!
Obviously, I'm not going to date
I wasn't even sure I wanted a backless dress,
then she threw me back in acid.
the walks we took at night after the kids were asleep,
was in cahoots with the Riddler.
[ominous music playing]
[Joker grunts]
[screeching]
No time to waste!
Fine. Okay. Clean the suit...
[groans]
[shushes] I'm still on hold.
I can't believe you were ever a therapist.
I'll go make some coffee.
fell to their death!
[puppy whimpering]
I wanna marr...
she would say something very passive-aggressive
and a cell phone clipped to my belt!
and she didn't feel that way.
[call waiting music playing]
God! That was, like, two years ago!
Deadshot, Deathstroke, Dee Dee, Doctor Aesop,
[Dr. Psycho laughing]
into the jaws of a parademon.