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Twitter button where's that? Next to my bum I just had to poke it.
This is my Graceland, sir.
..Larry.
Metal Gear sneaking
Chuck is Barry
What an nba nut huh?
You ever heard of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle?
What the hell is that?
The ticket is the phone The phone is the ticket
Stirly is a shill!
It might not be safe at your apartment.
HDS, Sir. How are you this afternoon? Alrighty. I have a shitpost for you
New England Jae Crowder
got a package people
I'm looking for Sandra Mullin
Man, I'm tired of being right!
You're a weird guy, Mike. A weird guy.
Yeah
Gee, let me think… …ummm, sure
Be careful with that phone. In time, you could develop a tumor.
Motts coming for Check
...our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital.
Over half a million members worldwide?
Ship stuck at the marina People taking pix
Give me a push while you're back there.
I'm In COVIDVILLE And David’s The Mayor Where is my mask
I'm in Psychoville... ...where there's no hockey.
Oh geez Let me think about that
So how does Roger Podacter fit in?
That's it I'm going in your tank
No matter what’s going on in my life I can always watch them swim
Heads up! Good defense!
Where is he now?
Phil Rivers should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell
you'd better come out of there right now, ill getting to count to three, and then you better open this door. 1 2 2:1/2 2:1/3 3.........
WHEN YOU FORGOT TO TELL THE WIFE ABOUT THE WEEKEND FISHING TRIP
Does he have a name Or should we call him Rookie DE?
Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority.
I'm in Psychoville and Lindsay's The Mayor.
Perhaps some barranca?
Looks like it's time for me to get myself a date.
You're a weird guy, Ace
George ain’t coming home
it's pronounced SHICKA-DANCE
What a sports nut, huh?
That's. I'm g
Oh, my God.
It sounds broken.
Putz!
Back to the zoo.
I'm here at the North Beach Towers condo complex in north Miami...
And I’ll
I hope he dies of gonorrhea and rots in hell!
Andrew sucks dick
Would you like some refreshments, Dan?
Whiskers out
Bobby Kotick should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
I GOT A SURVEY, PEOPLE!
May I tell you what I think happened?
Then I’d lose 30 pounds, porkin’ his wife!
Deshaun Watson should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell
i just want to know when to have the salmon ready
...I'll deliver Marino.
Well why don’t you cry about it Saddlebags
Look at that. That's a true albino pigeon.
I kept Motts room just the way he left it
Taylor swift should die of gonnorhea and rot in hell
Who the hell is that?
Switches Open
Drake… It’s not coffee….its NOT coffee
Watson should die of gonorrhea and burn in hell
Martha Metts Oh, the bitch!
And this is the storage room. Down the hallway we have another...
Roger, I've been waiting all day. I got to get a shot of his new trick!
-Are the crimes related? -I'm sorry, I can't comment further.
I think it’s the satay
Damn it!
What s Wron& ?
New england Clam chowder
...if you look up...
What the hell is that?
Joe Turner should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
GEE! LET ME THINK.
Come on, let's go!
You're number still 911?
You don’t have to tell me I was there!
So far...
Like a glove
Talking to me? Nobody else around, must be talking to me.
Moving On!
assholomio!
HDS, Sir. How are you this afternon? Alrighty. I have a shitpost for you
i’m ready to go in coach. just give me a chance.
And it's good!
I saw the guys room, cozy if you’re Vladimir Putin!
I understand them.
Timothy busfield should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell.
That's why Roger Podacter is dead!
Five minutes alone, that's all I need!
Peyton Manning should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell
Hi! I’m looking 4 Yodel B Tony…
I'll never tell anyone, I swear.
Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward.
The Dolphins lose!
...before he was thrown off the balcony. The murderer closed the door upon going.
i'm ready to go in coach. just give me a chance!
Loser!
You're a weird guy, Mike. A weird guy.
Sooo... Flu, RSV, The VID...???
Me after getting a really tough loan approved The attorney and realtor unaware of how the client drove me crazy
That kind of work can be done over the weekend
Well, I'm sure he's fine.
-That's it? -I swear.
Want me to read you your rights?
...to the stress athletes have to endure.
That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
That's what turns me on about you your attention to detail
Quick decision.
He expects bish to stick around!
That’s none of your damn business and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
You've been a wonderful audience. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.
But I'm sure you already knew that.
Come on!
What a sports town, huh?
Ɓruh is his brother.
The laces were in!
If I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass.
I
And they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff.
Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night. Are you familiar with Snowflake?
So where is Finkle now?
...you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective?
RAY AIN'T COMIN HOME
Inflated Ego Police Officers With Little Self Control
JZ ain't gettin' the Press back
HOLY SHITBALLS!
Call the police. Get extra security over there. Now!
Day after the Hot Wing Challenge
...no good.
That's what turns me on about you.
That was Ruggles. The Buckeyes lost by one point.
Action!
Would you excuse me for just one second?
….
WHO DEY! LET'S FUCKING GO!
Exactly as i planned
...should be considered armed and dangerous.
When do you walk your dog?
Who the hell is that
The Squixx is done.
...the Miami Dolphins are proud...
Be careful with that phone. Ln time, you could develop a tumor.
Lassie must be missing.
What the hell are they doing?
Maynard should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.