HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- You are out of control! - You're out of control, Twiggy.
I guess I better get going.
What the fricking heck are you writing?
And if you ever try to take him away, so help me God...
Not writing down gobbledygook.
You are no more 17-B! You are kicked from building! Get out!
LUANNE: Mama's in jail.
I got some edging to do.
What am I gonna do, Uncle Hank?
Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas.
Yeah, he asked me if your dad ever whupped you.
I can't say that. I can't!
The trailer tipped over, everything went upside down.
Boing!
I got a girl in here you can take right now.
Mister I have not begun to project my anger onto you
HANK: Bobby, hey!
[Sighing]
Hank, it was an accident.
DALE: I'm gonna help get him this alternator off.
This? Bobby threw his baseball at me.
BOBBY: And then some weirdo came over and was asking us a bunch of questions.
The investigation has been off for a week...
Dale, I think you released the brake cable.
[Giggles]
It's all gonna be on Real Stories of the Highway Patrol!
Son, I have to. He's been worried.
Hi Guys My Name Is Amaris Smallwood & I Can’t Eat Fish & Chips Without Pooping Brownish-Yellow Liquid
When the teacher tells me to be quiet:
BOBBY: Okay.
He talks about tasting his own burp.
because of his narrow urethra
It wouldn't start at first, because of a clogged fuel line, but I blew it clean.
The hardware department.
Detroit hasn't felt any real pride...
Ball one.
I got my shins blowed off by a Japan man’s machine gun!
Who's Harvey?
HANK: I said git! Get out of here! ANTHONY: Okay.
Luke! That boy ain't right
I’ve got my shins blown off by a Japan man’s machine gun!
[Muttering] See that part where dang old George comes in there?
He asked you how many kids we have. He didn't ask you about my glands.
Yes, sir.
my fence's right to be a fence.
Don't you worry. He's in the system now. I am on my way.