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and you've fallen 20 points behind the Widow Sherman.
that the Chinese were going to out gift us like that?
Jonah shot himself in the eye with a rubber band in second grade.
Can you translate "we need to get a new translator"? (LAUGHS)
now I can just try and concentrate on our little family weekend.
Ah, it's an old book.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
They have changed the terms of the deal.
- (LAUGHS) - (TRANSLATOR SPEAKING MANDARIN)
and cannot be rushed.
- Freedom log. - ...freedom log.
I mean, fun Marjorie, not just Marjorie the Secret Service agent.
Can I bum a piece of gum?
You have a very narrow vagina?
Oh.
Mom, I wanted to ask you about something, but I can just talk to Dad about it.
Oh, no, that is good. Now, that is convincing.
♪ Meyer, Meyer, Selina Meyer... ♪
which is local to us
- No? - What?
- Good night. - Good night.
Seriously? This is beyond what we imagined.
"But wait, there's more."
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
Hi, ma'am, I just arrived here in Winter Blunderland.
And then someone must say this is unprecedented.
SELINA: Well, that does not change the fact
- What? - You're menopausal as well.
All right, wheels up in 10 minutes on Marine One.
- always available. - I have a question.
Fuck those factories, man. I'm freeing Tibet.
So lay it on me. How bad is it?
Yeah, I'm not gonna...
- Yes, honey? - I want you to open your gift.
culturally significant and traditional...
Yeah, I got Marjorie a gift, too. Um, right, Gary?