Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First my parents and now this?
You idiot! You let him get away with our money!
and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina.
# And fly away #
Take him down.
- Don't forget the bitches. - There's not gonna be fame
You really freaked us out.
As of this moment, I have one hour left to live.
Shit!
Oh God, it hurts. It hurts.
What? Oh, no.
I have no idea, Lucille.
Rick, the hero's path is dangerous.
That isn't what your parents wanted for you.
My brother Albert will take you in.
# Darkness has found you, evil surrounds you #
I need your help to figure out who it is.
rubbing my crotch under the desk won't change my mind.
never been fully tested. If something should go wrong...
Sir. Sir, the machine's
Hi, birdie.
but she barely knows I exist.
Rick?
Miss Johnson. Please, excuse my nephew's poor manners.
Oh, Dad.
Rick, this is Professor Xavier.
- Leave him alone. - I don't think so.
# He's Mr. Douchebag of the year #
or am I just dating him to rebel against my father?
and I can prove it. Show the world
who'll get hurt if you get in my way.
I'll call y'all back. Everybody, bye.
Oh my God.
If I could just tell her how I feel.
and each of them has...
I can't. You're kneeling on my balls.
That's... that's awful.
How did you do that?
Come on, let's go!
I hope this isn't too much of an imposition.
Five days.
Never.
I'm nothing but a screw-up.
Maybe you're right,
He's not... I have... I have... I have just a... I have...
How could you take her from me? I can't live without her!
# Where do you go with nowhere left to run? #
Oh. How long was I asleep?
I don't see how that's my problem.
Yes, but you mustn't tell him about your aunt just yet.
I'll be right down!
Because of you, our city is safe at last.
Well, we're still falling.
I had sex with your mother just like your father did.
This new promotion's proving quite popular.
Wait!
I could just walk right in.
We'll need photos. Kid, I want you to...
Truth is, I'm a nobody.
No, it's about this girl...
with special talents like yours.
and tomorrow we'll circumcise you.
called compound H2O9.
I can fly.
Oh fuck.
It flew away.
Rick, I'm so confused, and yet...
Dude, I'm so psyched for this class trip.
Well, you seem like a real chip off the old block.
She not even looking at you.
Did it work?
If you can't trust yourself who can you trust?
Well, Rick, did you enjoy the opera?
- You just saved that old lady's life. - Amazing.
It was getting stuffy in here.