Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

# Where do you go with nowhere left to run? #
Take him down.
I need your help to figure out who it is.
- You just saved that old lady's life. - Amazing.
Well, we're still falling.
but she barely knows I exist.
Oh. How long was I asleep?
You idiot! You let him get away with our money!
or am I just dating him to rebel against my father?
Oh, Dad.
and tomorrow we'll circumcise you.
I hope this isn't too much of an imposition.
That's... that's awful.
You really freaked us out.
Shit!
Hi, birdie.
My brother Albert will take you in.
How did you do that?
Wait!
No, it's about this girl...
# He's Mr. Douchebag of the year #
Never.
As of this moment, I have one hour left to live.
If I could just tell her how I feel.
How could you take her from me? I can't live without her!
Sir. Sir, the machine's
First my parents and now this?
Come on, let's go!
Dude, I'm so psyched for this class trip.
I'm nothing but a screw-up.
I don't see how that's my problem.
If you can't trust yourself who can you trust?
I can fly.
I'll be right down!
- Don't forget the bitches. - There's not gonna be fame
never been fully tested. If something should go wrong...
It was getting stuffy in here.
She not even looking at you.
Truth is, I'm a nobody.
I had sex with your mother just like your father did.
This new promotion's proving quite popular.
rubbing my crotch under the desk won't change my mind.
I have no idea, Lucille.
# And fly away #
- Leave him alone. - I don't think so.
I can't. You're kneeling on my balls.
He's not... I have... I have... I have just a... I have...
Because of you, our city is safe at last.
What? Oh, no.
and each of them has...
Well, you seem like a real chip off the old block.
who'll get hurt if you get in my way.
I'll call y'all back. Everybody, bye.
Five days.
We'll need photos. Kid, I want you to...
Well, Rick, did you enjoy the opera?
Oh fuck.
and I can prove it. Show the world
Rick?
I could just walk right in.
Rick, this is Professor Xavier.
with special talents like yours.
Rick, the hero's path is dangerous.
Yes, but you mustn't tell him about your aunt just yet.
Did it work?
Oh God, it hurts. It hurts.
called compound H2O9.
Miss Johnson. Please, excuse my nephew's poor manners.
It flew away.
Maybe you're right,
Rick, I'm so confused, and yet...
and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina.
# Darkness has found you, evil surrounds you #
Oh my God.
That isn't what your parents wanted for you.