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- I love her. - So be it.
I'm Dr. Strom, head of the research department...
- Scented candle? - Thank you.
Oh, Jill.
"Honor, valor, sacrifice,
- Thank you. - Mrs. Adams, I'm Lou Landers.
Look at the words your ancestors inscribed in that ring.
There's not enough time.
# In my arms so green #
met a girl on Craigslist.
Seriously, she hangs out with the popular crew,
Uncle Albert!
If I can have your attention.
# I need a hero watching over me #
Yeah, whatever. I'm out of here.
Dragonfly!
Please start, everyone.
What else can you do?
- Are you okay? - What, you heard that?
But otherwise okay?
I don't love you.
Tutu.
Go to her, stupid.
But your uncle believed in you and so do I.
And now the eulogy.
a bike messenger knocked me down.
We are delighted to have as guest judge
Yeah, dude, I'ma tell you something. Rick, this is good.
Jill!
But which one?
# Just in time to reach up for the sky #
You just want to keep his spirits up.
You wanna explain why I found her hiding in your closet?
Well, I'm not a betting man, but if you want to put some money on it,
- How are they? - They died violently nine years ago.
Hey, Storm! You look like you putting on a little weight.
maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Fight fight fight!
Frodos,
but this should take the edge off of it.
You know what to do.
'Cause we got our own crew... me and you.
and restore the body to perfect health.
I started it to help people
But, pumpkin, I don't see nobody.
Stop right there, Landers.
where he's working with the rare element cerillium.
Dig it out with another piece of glass.
Gay Dudes be like
It's tragic to think this is the last time
- You did surgery on me? - Yes, sir, we confused you
- Jill, let's go! - Nice car.
the secret to becoming a superhero.
This is your wife.
I am the Hourglass!
- Lance, stop it. - Kick his ass, Lance!
Not that girl.
- That's your vein. - Yes, I know.
But remember, to get to you
- You don't say no disrespectful... - What are you gonna do, baldy?
It's just Thanksgiving is for family.
Today you have your first beer,
# It's easy. #
but even if I wanted to stop the Hourglass,
Thanks.
is with these dragonflies.
I don't know what to do, Aunt Lucille.
and her unending love.
You're a good friend.
and please, no flash photography.
What's that sound?
Oh, glass in my eye. Glass in my eye!
Go ahead, explore.
I do have this coupon for a cremation.
we can never be together.
Get... get off me!
Tom Cruise is dead.