Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, Barney, what I'm about to say...
I think that we have adequately established that Barney is...
Nate Scooberman, but everyone calls me Scooby.
Scooby got out!
Okay, everything looks fine here.
not even God himself...
And so did I.
- The calzone? - Checkmate.
Okay, but you have to admit that he is a lot of fun.
Or... We're all adults. I'll just say it.
- Yes! - [Laughs] Okay, fine.
Hey, guys. This is Nora.
because, as it happens, my parents are in town.
Oh, I don't know. How do we know Barney?
In fact, I think I'm...
- No! - [Tires Screech]
I think we've all noticed a few curious mannerisms.
I mean, Nora's great.
- Ohh! - Good boy, Scooby!
If you're gonna get it on in a porta-potty, do it early in the day.
No, you're right, Robin. We don't want your new guy to flee.
Oh, I should go. Lily, can I talk to you for a second?
Good job, Scoob.
Never, ever, ever meet a girl's parents.
I assure you, that's not a nickname that I...
[Monitor Goes Silent]
What? You told me to meet someone.
- It feels so good to finally say that out loud. - Dude.
[Ted Narrating] Exactly 24 hours later, they returned for the results.
# I said a-bang-bang bangity-bang #
If you get a dog, I'm gonna be the one stuck taking care of it.
Uh, I'd love to hang out, but I really gotta hit the john.
- I'll go for a walk. I love a good walk. - No, Scooby.