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I want to be confused with you.
I only have one rule.
No, what is it?
But I'm not talking about a dog. I'm talking about a man.
I didn't even see her boobs.
Barney, you can't blackmail us into lying to Nora.
won't even be born for another...
I was in the park today, and this guy sold me a big bag of...
- You are so playful. - Nice job fetching those.
With a healthy diet you can live a long and happy life, if nobody stabs you.
I only have one rule.
- Here we go. - You're clearly trying to fill a hole. In her heart.
- Thermos. - Nope. Not even once.
What do we do now? Oh! I got an idea.
They're only here, like, once a year.
Although I did notice a few irregularities, there's nothing to be...
And I want to live in a little house with a garden...
- I knew, if you got a dog, I'd wind up taking care of it. - He's not a...
Yeah, I said it, beardy...
I don't want to get married.
'cause she's got brothers.
You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora!
[Coughing, Sneezing]
So am I.
I was on the spot. This is your fault.
- When I said I lied, that was a lie, and I'm sorry. - I'm confused.
Handsome? Rich? Well-endowed?
Uh-oh.