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So, Scooby, if you're gonna be hanging out with our Robin, you should be properly vetted.
# These stones keep my feet on the ground #
isn't England.
falling in love with her.
Fine. I'll be nice.
Unless she's hot.
And I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side...
Give me your best. My life's an open book.
And who watered the philodendron on your bookcase and sang it back to life?
- And what is he? - He's a dog.
Oh, dude.
- Hey. - Hey. How are you?
- All in an old stone house. - Yeah, with ivy growing on it.
Without you, we'd have to find some other sex-fueled, depraved animal to entertain us.
## [Lullaby]
This. All of this. This is totally new to me. But I know it's what I want.
- Oh, come on. Barney's been to a strip club once. - Once?
What part of Canada is that? Speak.
This might be a little forward, but do you have a bomb strapped to your chest?
- I only have one rule. - [Groaning]
You, uh, stay.
Okay, if you were new in town and had just ingested an eighth of sandwich...
And if that's gonna scare you off, then I'd rather it scare you off now.
- [Gasps] - Ow! Nails! Nails!
- Wow. She nursed you back to health? - No.
Can you keep an eye on him until I get back?
There's a man back there who seems fascinated by the records flipping in the jukebox.
Okay, so let's just drop it. All right?
I said, "He's a dog," as in a dog.
She just took care of me.