Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Labrador. - [All Laughing]

She's wonderful, but...

If you weren't so much stronger than me, I would slap you.

Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel...

But those twins...

And the best part is he got his shots.

connecting yourself to a car battery.

Then why are you going out with Nora again?

And then Marshall went again, just to be sure.

[Gasps] Mr. Buttons!

- Hey, Nora, sorry I'm late. - Hey!

50 years from now...

I'm really into gardening, but these squirrels keep messing with my tomatoes.

What happened at 8:46 p.m. last night?

Sorry, toots. He's taken.

- Sandwich brownies? - Okay.

So, um, I made an appointment with that cardiologist.

I drink every day, I sleep three hours every night...

your kindergarten class's pet guinea pig?

[Ted Narrating] This was a big deal for Barney.

- Dropped my keys. - I'll get 'em.

I may, however, lie on her.