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Never date a girl with a hook for a hand.
Good-bye, Barney.
On one condition.
Uh, yeah. And we hope our nosiness doesn't give you pause.
Unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'll just... [Imitates Electric Shock]
And if you don't make me look good in front of Nora...
Later tonight, I'm hoping to be on Nora. Right?
Oh, you should've heard him at dinner.
You have to promise me you won't lie to Nora.
That's where all the... [Hawking]
Barney, you promised you wouldn't lie.
- Marshall? - You got nothin' on me.
[Ted Narrating] And it was always the same exception.
# Carry #
- Hey, great idea. - Uh, no. Great idea!
Because you weren't.
Really, Lily?
Are we done?
Wait. Where is he anyway?
## [Upbeat Pop]
# Sharp as a marble #
Oh, I bet it was an incredible journey.
but, secretly, I want to have kids.
Okay, Ted. The thermos.
We're just trying to make sure he's not a heel.
I know Paul Shaffer's sandwich guy. This could happen.
I want to get married.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Big Fudge.