Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- The Mr. T dream. - [Whimpers]

Last night? 8:30.

Mom, Dad, this is Barney.

But when I get back, I'm dying to hear all about Mr. Softy here.

Are you for real, Barney?

Oh, no! That means the poor guy's out there with no identification.

Do you wanna come upstairs?

I'm just getting over a cold.

- I lied. - Barney.

I only have one rule.

- Uh, well, he got out. - "Got out"? What do you mean?

And that explains 12:51 a.m.

- Good night, Barney. - Good night, Mommy.

- Whoa! - Put that away.

Actually, I'm thinking about getting a dog again.

Just make sure it's not a high-frequency whistle...

# Weighs me down ##

Oh, no. I got called back into work.

I'd love to meet your parents.

and I have multiple sex partners.

Don't say the Mr. T dream. Don't say the Mr. T dream.

And that explains your 14-second cardiac arrest.

And that explains 12:51 a.m.