Bloody Ferlin - Archer [S03E09]

Well, hello there, game-changer.

Well, that's just great. Everybody gets laid in the holler but me.

Then off to New York City. You can just say New York.

Randy, you may be a racist, homophobic, wife-swapping drug dealer...

Is it called that because...

You lying-ass bitch!

I am gonna beat him like a rented mule!

You better get your ass in that house.

No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?

For all we know they're building a Gundam suit with bazookas for hands.

So is there, like, special chicken shaving cream, or...?

You lyin'-ass bitch!

But you gotta admit, you were extremely pick-on-able.

I hear that. You hear what?

So your brother, the drug dealer-- He's not a drug dealer! He's a drug farmer.

Yeah, like Kenny Rogers' Roosters. Roasters! Randy, wait!

You drank too much! That's a thing?

WOMAN: ...is full. Goodbye. ARCHER: Idiot. Ha-ha-ha.

I told him I'd get Pam to fight in his Ultimate Bum Shockfights.

Folks, we can't sit around eating her pie all day.

Apparently the intruders downloaded a virus into the mainframe.

To be a hoity-toity interior decorator. You can just say decorator.

...um, leads. From the clues.

So this all needs to come out.

Don't judge me. Food.