YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hang on-- Archer, shut up!
Good, we got them.
I bet he'll give you probation.
I wasn't... That is the weirdest rule.
Which would have been us. As the hostages.
Why am I in a, whatever, dune buggy?
Which I assume is not only hot but also moist.
Then Off to New York City
You gotta wait till later, maybe after supper. Remember: No kissing.
Come out of there with your hands up!
That Was Also Sarcasm, Since Apparently Now We're Saying Whenever We Do It.
There's mines all in the yard.
For the shockfights?
The alarm company called us because the motion sensors were going off.
Wait a minute! How are you walking around on ladders?
That was also sarcasm since apparently now we're saying whenever we do it.
You lucky I didn't kill you. You're lucky I didn't kill you!
Until you followed it up with nonplussed.
Krieger's running the logs to see if any files were accessed last night.
Well, that's just great. Everybody gets laid in the holler but me.
And since there's nothing in these logs, I, too, would like some answers.
Um, they all think I'm married to, like, a woman, so...
I kind of have some family problems.
Shit! Oh, damn it!
Uh, okay.
Don't judge me. Food.
Whatever, I don't know why I thought he could help save my farm.
This is the only way out. Of the armory.
PONDER: All right, then! Light them up!
Goddamn it.
About Support / FAQ Legal