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What brings you back up the holler?
I would love more of your moist and hot pie.
No, I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
...business concerns. No, just back for a visit.
So is this.
We got a situation here.
Remember? We picked you up last night, said we were going on a trip?
No.
No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?
Because we would be amenable to that.
She's mad because I slept with Randy.
Hahahaha Phrasing
Or have we literally gone back in time?
Well, I only got to ninth grade!
No! Ray, that was sarcasm.
Well, make sure it's a short one.
Lana!
Wha--? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
Yes. Randy. Which I probably should've mentioned earlier.
Oh, all right, I'll be your beard.
Ray's still up in the woods, right? Uh... Oh.
While you were in bed with my wife! Our marriage was never consummated!
I heard you. And I can also read, so--
Carol? Wha--?
Thank you, Janelle, I would love more of your moist and hot pie.
Oh, please! You're gonna murder him so you can take over his dope farm!
Well, y'all do live in New York City. Just New York.
Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
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