Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because we would be amenable to that.
Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
Oh, all right, I'll be your beard.
I would love more of your moist and hot pie.
No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?
No! Ray, that was sarcasm.
Well, make sure it's a short one.
Remember? We picked you up last night, said we were going on a trip?
Thank you, Janelle, I would love more of your moist and hot pie.
No, I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
What brings you back up the holler?
While you were in bed with my wife! Our marriage was never consummated!
Or have we literally gone back in time?
Wha--? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
Yes. Randy. Which I probably should've mentioned earlier.
Lana!
Carol? Wha--?
ARCHER : You've reached Sterling Archer's voice-mail.
Ray's still up in the woods, right? Uh... Oh.
Well, I only got to ninth grade!
Hahahaha Phrasing
She's mad because I slept with Randy.
No.
Oh, please! You're gonna murder him so you can take over his dope farm!
I heard you. And I can also read, so--
So is this.
Well, y'all do live in New York City. Just New York.
...business concerns. No, just back for a visit.
We got a situation here.