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Oh, come on, why would you think that? Well, I found a bunch of your old diaries.
E.Z., don't shoot! Ahem, I'm coming out!
What is important is that Randy gave me a Bible lesson.
Ferlin, West Virginia. Yeah, and you and Ray are married.
A We talked about this...
What--? What in the--? Janelle? Janelle!
Yes and no. Respectively?
...is that why you never come back to visit?
Now that sounds like something from the Bible.
Yeah, I think I got-- So where the hell's your damn pants?
We're on it. Well, I want an update in one hour!
You lying little-- I never said I was paralyzed!
LANA : Wait, here's an idea:
But you gotta admit, you were extremely pick-on-able.
Handi-capable.
Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?
Oh, you know, just wanted to show off my pretty new bride to the home folks.
You lyin'-ass bitch!
Really wish we had some backup. Who, Cyril?
GILLETTE: Both. CHERYL: Ow! You dumb idiot!
Is that right? Well, listen here.
Although hopefully not flaky.
E.Z. Ponder, yeah, and he used to bully me so bad in high school--
So is there, like, special chicken shaving cream, or...?
Oh! Sorry. That's okay, they're not my best feature.
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