Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! Sorry. That's okay, they're not my best feature.

Yes and no. Respectively?

Oh, you know, just wanted to show off my pretty new bride to the home folks.

What--? What in the--? Janelle? Janelle!

Although hopefully not flaky.

You lyin'-ass bitch!

You lying little-- I never said I was paralyzed!

What is important is that Randy gave me a Bible lesson.

Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?

Oh, come on, why would you think that? Well, I found a bunch of your old diaries.

Now that sounds like something from the Bible.

Is that right? Well, listen here.

E.Z. Ponder, yeah, and he used to bully me so bad in high school--

We're on it. Well, I want an update in one hour!

Really wish we had some backup. Who, Cyril?

Yeah, I think I got-- So where the hell's your damn pants?

But you gotta admit, you were extremely pick-on-able.

A We talked about this...

Ferlin, West Virginia. Yeah, and you and Ray are married.

E.Z., don't shoot! Ahem, I'm coming out!

...is that why you never come back to visit?

LANA : Wait, here's an idea:

So is there, like, special chicken shaving cream, or...?

GILLETTE: Both. CHERYL: Ow! You dumb idiot!