Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

was stealing hubcaps last night.

I'm not going anywhere!

And it's an honor to meet you.

And we invited you here today

Every year there's one of you.

-[banging gavel] -Order!

Your father's broken many laws, Veronica,

I didn't have the greatest home life growing up,

Except this time I actually found something.

Please, tell our viewers, what are you feeling right now?

And yet, the prosecution claims they found the bag there.

We have not yet decided on a theme,

deeply screwed-up dad.

would-be crime fighter by night.

I have the same genes as them.

It's clear that Jughead Jones won the game fair and square.

you can call me Forsythe, the Third.

to set the record straight about a few things.

Then you, and your classmates, will be challenged to devise

It's time for you to book a one-way bus ticket out of town.

I mean, the grandson of Forsythe Jones

And that I can unequivocally prove

to be our new ghostwriter.

Is there any particular style or subject area?

And to be clear,

You're not actually considering fighting crime in those tights, are you?

You got to be kidding me.

"Li'l Forsythe III.

that you'd never even been to this cabin?

No, I'd rather keep the FBI out of this, if at all possible.

Who's interested?

is pinning her entire case

it's now or never.

Just like your grandfather.

[Jughead] They say every town gets the hero it deserves.

We're always looking for young and clever minds

probably for the rest of her life.

Bret, Bret, Bret. [sighs]

[Veronica] We have a problem.

That wasn't you. That was your...

Daddy's trial is around the corner.

Place is toxic.

No, I knew it was him beforehand, I win.

and we'll be open on Sundays.

My mother's been away for a while

I asked Charles if you could enroll,

It's my nom de plume.

All good, nothing to worry about.

Oh, no, not again.

[Bret] Jones, lights out.

I don't understand.

And that's for crimes

Francis, this is Bret, Joan, Jonathan, Donna, and Jughead.

Sheriff Jones gave us a call.

It's Jughead! He's the murderer.

So he had me come up from Miami.