Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So listen, Lorelai, you met her today, remember?
You can't order crispy fries without first ordering fries.
Chinese herbs, self-help books...
I'm just saying that we should look at this like life.
A 17-year-old who's been in trouble and is being shipped off...
- Yes, I want the interview. - Good.
Meaning you had them sit under a tree and glue rocks together.
- How old is he? - Seventeen.
Luke's nephew's here and I thought we could try...
You're incredibly lucky to have him.
You don't know anything about me, or my life, or my mom, or Luke.
- You learn anything good? - Yeah, tons of things.
- I have some homework to finish. - Okay.
Because it's Tuesday night in Stars Hollow.
Try turning it around.
- We're wasting time here. - Take a seat.
I really wanted to be your stepfather.
it will say that I worked on the Franklin.
I'm sorry, back up to the weekends.
I mean, this is the Franklin...
So, that was quite a disappearing act you pulled the other night.
Anyhow, I guess you'll just call her when you feel like it.
- I don't really know how to act. - I'm not sure of that myself.
- You should think about this. - There's nothing to think about.
- Occasionally make eye contact. - I can avoid that.
Maybe I should make grilled cheese.
I'd like to start our year off with a profile...
I could be the first editor in the history of the Franklin...
- It's going on the list. - My God, that list is getting long.
on the teacher voted most popular from last year.
and expect the rest to take care of itself. That won't work.
No, I'm sure she put at least five or six minutes of thought into it.
- You can't just... - I can just.
something with more meat to it.
- I've been there. - You have?
- Your sister's moving here? - No.
I've lived in this town my entire life, I still can't believe it.
It's 10 minutes from your school. How much do you love me?
- Tomorrow isn't Danish day. - Just be there.
- unless he bought me another candy. - Which I bet he did.
Planning on burning a little Huck Finn after lunch?
It's fine if you'll build a moat around the diner...
- Sort of. - What's he like?
You want me to tell her that?
What interview with Max?
- what from me? - I'm trying to help you!
If you want to spend the precious energy that you would spend on the paper...