Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

on the students' favorite teacher from the previous year.

- You want some? - Okay.

- You've read this before. - About 40 times.

Yeah, I'm working. What do you think I'm doing?

You're either really naive or you're getting some.

The eternal question springs up again.

- Sorry. - No, I just...

It's not quite up to the repaving piece yet, but I'll get it there.

I thought that's what you'd want me to do.

Six have gone on to the Washington Post.

Paris, you should be very proud of the team you've assembled.

Hi. I'm Lorelai.

But me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids.

- You have my sympathies. - Thanks. I appreciate that.

- How long is he staying? - I don't know. Indefinitely.

What do you think?

- Nice. - I want everything to be perfect.

Nothing? You just woke up this morning...

I told him he was crazy, you wouldn't do that, you weren't a thief.

You know, your mom thinks this is...

- How was school? - Great.

What do you want from me?

since he became captain of the lacrosse team.

and my mother wanted me to be President.

I wanted to be a clown.

I'll see you tomorrow at the diner for your Danish, right?

Just counting how many questions till we hit 20.

I'm just saying that if you need any help, I'm here.

Where's his dad?

'you're so much better off, just give it a chance' speech.

Too much? I forgot the garlic bread.

and so I said yes.

That is very generous of you.

That sounds like your mom.

I just want you to know...

Focus on him. What are you going to do about him?

Arturo would cut her the extra-large lamb chops...

- What? - I'm sorry.

and decided to buy every food item in the world...

- But wait. You need keys. - No, I don't.

- Sounds great. - Sure does.

- So that's Jess. - Yep.

- This is weird. - Yeah, it is.

If you want to get him something inflatable, make it a blonde.

- Where are you going? - Out.

- Where is he? I want to meet him. - He's out.

Sookie made you some grilled cheese if you don't like pot roast.

If it doesn't work properly I'll have to get a new one.

Any place you wouldn't naturally find a coin.

- Just the paper stuff. The rest was good. - I'm glad to hear it.

If he knocks over a liquor store, it's going to be your fault.