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Yeah, I'm working. What do you think I'm doing?
- Sounds great. - Sure does.
on the students' favorite teacher from the previous year.
I'll get it.
Where's his dad?
- This is weird. - Yeah, it is.
Focus on him. What are you going to do about him?
Six have gone on to the Washington Post.
The eternal question springs up again.
- Where is he? I want to meet him. - He's out.
Arturo would cut her the extra-large lamb chops...
and so I said yes.
Sorry.
- But wait. You need keys. - No, I don't.
Okay, so...
- How was school? - Great.
since he became captain of the lacrosse team.
But me? Raising a kid? I don't even like kids.
- You want some? - Okay.
Sookie made you some grilled cheese if you don't like pot roast.
- Where are you going? - Out.
- You've read this before. - About 40 times.
- Just the paper stuff. The rest was good. - I'm glad to hear it.
That sounds like your mom.
I told him he was crazy, you wouldn't do that, you weren't a thief.
You know, your mom thinks this is...
Hi. I'm Lorelai.
'you're so much better off, just give it a chance' speech.
and my mother wanted me to be President.
I thought that's what you'd want me to do.
You're either really naive or you're getting some.
and decided to buy every food item in the world...
That is very generous of you.
I wanted to be a clown.
Nothing? You just woke up this morning...
- You have my sympathies. - Thanks. I appreciate that.
Any place you wouldn't naturally find a coin.
I'll see you tomorrow at the diner for your Danish, right?
Please?
- Nice. - I want everything to be perfect.
If he knocks over a liquor store, it's going to be your fault.
Paris, you should be very proud of the team you've assembled.
- How long is he staying? - I don't know. Indefinitely.
It's not quite up to the repaving piece yet, but I'll get it there.
I'm just saying that if you need any help, I'm here.
If it doesn't work properly I'll have to get a new one.
Just counting how many questions till we hit 20.
You have it.
- Sorry. - No, I just...
What do you want from me?
- So that's Jess. - Yep.
Too much? I forgot the garlic bread.
- What? - I'm sorry.
I just want you to know...
What do you think?
I'm Rory.
If you want to get him something inflatable, make it a blonde.