Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All my experiences, even the ones that didn't turn out the way I wanted them to...
No, we start at 3:15 sharp.
You know, an in-depth, no-holds-barred interview.
Do me a favor? Come here.
- This is Jess. - Do you eat cheese?
Very chatty.
I know.
- Yeah, I figured. - Nice to meet you.
- You're being completely childish. - Am not.
Refreshing.
- Paris, it does not have to be like this. - No?
What was I thinking? Why did I say yes to this?
She's busy, she can't handle him, she's sending him here.
Where are you going? I'm not through complaining.
Boy, he sounds like a hell of a guy, doesn't he?
I haven't found the quickest path around. And they moved my locker.
- Little tip? - Yeah.
Do what you want, make the arrangements.
- Why not? - Get him away from me.
- Like who? - Like my nephew.
and I just pushed him in a lake. This is bad.
Why don't you pour the water right into the bag?
to help repair the bridge.
she would eat only lamb chops.
It was very nice of you.
- I'm well aware of that. - So I'm just suggesting that we coexist.
What?
how comfortable it feels to have someone like Luke you can really depend on.
But I have really tall people sitting in front of me.
He's going to know what's going on. He's not stupid.
I'll bring you a second one.
What?
- One of these is for her, isn't it? - Who?
Kitchen!
So why don't you Dr. Laura someone else?
Sugar, I hate to bother you, but have you seen Pierpon?
Yes, I have. I've also done the 'chip on my shoulder' bit.
- Why, I'm shocked. - Wait, just let me check my list here.
Snappy, informative, well-researched.
- Are you telling me not to do this? - No, I'm not.
- Come on. - Nope.
Some good writing here, missy.
- Don't you think you should? - Why? He doesn't have a choice.
- Freak, we'll not be late. - It's the first day.
I'm sure there's an angle somewhere.
If I could find a copy of Whistler, Chaucer, Detroit and Greenhill...
ripped off his wig and said she wouldn't give it back...
- The paper could be really great this year. - I know.
- How long did that last? - Junior high.
Yeah, Liz, he got here fine.
they tended to get very frightened.
Good. Let's eat.
that you were voted the students' favorite teacher last year.
You must be very proud of yourself.
How much you like living here...
Get me something more than his favorite color, okay?
Now here we are.
You're early.
I had an interesting call today.
The surly, sarcastic 'the world can bite my ass' bit.
So I should start slicing the cheese.
- You sure? - I'm sure.
We never could count on Liz for anything.
- No. Why? - It's the darnedest thing.
Don't tell me what to do.
Mom took me to the circus once when I was really little...