Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Teach me everything about football.

I have a better name for a team...

Is that a new trapper keeper, Adam?

Why did you cut out the letters?

I don't think so.

All right, listen up.

because there's opaque, translucent, chunky,

Now, your job is to protect that baby at all costs.

to simulate actual Double Dare.

that left all sorts of stains on my gym floor.

We'd be strutting around in our brand-new British Knights,

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

isn't nearly as bad as losing your best friend.

Translation... They're a band of evil college recruiters,

an onside kick, a field goal,

I'm sure what you made is fine.

Hell, I'm gonna be the bro of honor at your wedding.

As you can see, they're the enemy.

That's right. Let's get messy!

It's a mom secret. (CHUCKLES)

(HORROR MUSIC PLAYS)

Turn it off! I can't take it anymore.

That's the best news I've heard all day.

That's not fair.

to what they did every Sunday...

but you don't understand football,