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Well, you make a great team...
Do your idiot dance!
Are the players married to the cheerleaders?
Good god, mom did it!
Well, that would be ridiculous
Why won't anyone answer me? What are you people hiding?
Go, greeny birds!
That was before you made a mess of this course.
Turns out losing out on Double Dare
You're picking your grandfather over me? Seriously?
Turns out learning football just ruined it for my dad.
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the relationships that matter most.
Couldn't ask for a better partner.
Also, what's Double Dare?
What happened the first Sunday after we got married,
Bevy, please! Come on! Dear lord, no!
We should be partners.
mostly due to its retractable claws for stability.
Only one way to find out.
As I was losing a best friend...
What... Like yakking on the phone, shopping,
The Yankee Doodles.
Kee-ya! What the hell!
Or the end zone.
That's it. Season's over.
I made it home!
But...
We've set up a practice course
You just stick with your feetball.
and I once got mistaken for Mary Lou Retton.
and for me, football is that time.
We got to fire the coach
(SIGHS)
What happens in this house has no impact on the game.
Sure, they get messy, and sometimes you fumble,
Tryouts for what?
I'm sorry I let you down, kiddo.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
I interrupt you with a question
Let's all just not talk until the Eagles win, okay?
(CLEARS THROAT) Please move.
You were right.
to an out-of-state university.
You know mom. It'll crush her.