Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tryouts for what?
I'm sorry I let you down, kiddo.
Turns out losing out on Double Dare
Well, that would be ridiculous
Kee-ya! What the hell!
You're picking your grandfather over me? Seriously?
Why won't anyone answer me? What are you people hiding?
to an out-of-state university.
Let's all just not talk until the Eagles win, okay?
Also, what's Double Dare?
That was before you made a mess of this course.
mostly due to its retractable claws for stability.
We should be partners.
Sure, they get messy, and sometimes you fumble,
We've set up a practice course
I interrupt you with a question
I made it home!
(CLEARS THROAT) Please move.
Bevy, please! Come on! Dear lord, no!
You know mom. It'll crush her.
You were right.
Do your idiot dance!
What... Like yakking on the phone, shopping,
Or the end zone.
Couldn't ask for a better partner.
Well, you make a great team...
Are the players married to the cheerleaders?
Good god, mom did it!
Turns out learning football just ruined it for my dad.
You just stick with your feetball.
Only one way to find out.
But...
(SIGHS)
What happens in this house has no impact on the game.
and for me, football is that time.
and I once got mistaken for Mary Lou Retton.
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the relationships that matter most.
The Yankee Doodles.
What happened the first Sunday after we got married,
As I was losing a best friend...
We got to fire the coach
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Go, greeny birds!
That's it. Season's over.