Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, buddy. Got you a new burger flipper.

I hope we're terrible best friends forever.

Hello? Mom took an interest in something you love.

Only the country's hottest game show.

What kind of a farkakte game show is this?

Ugh! Look at those grass stains.

And they each handled an Eagles loss in their own special way.

So, what? You're just gonna tell her to go away?

Aah! That's it!

Lashing out because the Eagles lost?

I mean, Double Dare tore us apart.

so it'd be wrong of me to complain.

The flag is under the giant pad of butter!

What... What is this? What are you doing?

Let me get this straight.

Looks like you two are the team to beat.

...and they did.

Bro, you don't have a prayer.

(LAUGHING) Touchdown!

ADULT ADAM: This '80s toy monster truck was their typical lifeline,

jammin' out to our Panasonic portable sound system,

Let's start with the basics. This is the quarterback.

I'm talking graduation, college, law school.

While my Double Dare dreams had been dashed,

Simplifying, there's offense and defense.

Stay back! Don't clean it up!

¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶

Let me break this down for you in terms you understand.

Nothing wins people over more than an adorable old man.

Dude, this is seriously the best day of my life,

and every few seconds,

Guess we should call her "Smart Amy".

These are the linemen, receivers, running back.

Both of you... Out!

In fact, leave all the talking to me.

several heartbroken days of utter depression.