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Look, I think the key to a good marriage is time apart,
You're a, uh, lady person.
Kinda. You've been torturing me for a week,
Now let's get those bodies TV-ready.
Only problem... He had no idea how.
I'll go.
Then let's show 'em what we're made of.
Well, I don't need you.
Now go.
but when you're a team, you always win.
Three words... Make an entrance.
Take the day.
Don't worry. I'm not touching the floor.
Son of a bitch!
(GASPS) ooh!
I know how hard you worked learning my favorite thing,
and rolls around on the ground like a drunk toddler?
Don't worry. I'll be sensitive.
Next time, I tag along to your scrapbook club?
Isn't this great?
When mom was in here, the Eagles kicked butt.
I will kill you with this spatula,
You keep your mother out of this. Understand?
really paid off.
Or 12 safeties.
but I want you to imagine it's actually me as a baby.
(GROANS)
We all had one growing up...
and Barry and my dad were sitting down