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Hey! What's that on your arm?
Oh, Miss Lemon.
Hey, guys!
He's a sweet, old man with advanced dementia.
Because we have just the thing!
Okay, we forgot about that. But we have a good reason.
No. What? Wait. What are you talking about?
Did you... Did you get the shot?
Later.
Jack, you can't call her that!
And then...
I thought today was your day off.
and sandwich turtles!
I thought you said he didn't have any family.
We have to think of something else.
It's where I proposed to my wife.
You work so hard.
Plus, Colleen doesn't seem to like that we're together.
Jack, I need to ask you to drop your pants.
Well, I’m saying you could get out of bed
and be given the traditional burial of a Parcell man.
is back where it should be. And now, you can go on your vacation...
With your flat, manly, milking thumbs and your long, graceful knuckle hair --
The hotel was overbooked. I texted you.
...you're going to have to dance for it.
I live in the Big Apple.
So we're running behind because you guys forgot to get soup.
...I'm sorry. What do you call yourself?
It's called principles, Jack.
Well... he's stable, but vegetative.
What is that?
That's not okay.
I just want to let you know we appreciate what you said before.
while we spend time together on this adventure.
Yes. What time do you start throwing out doughnuts?
And I don't want anything they don't get.
No need, sir. It would be an honor to die at my post